DRUNK REWATCH 1999 Part II

[Penelope]

08 Lithuania
09 Belgium
07 Spain
11 Croatia
09 United Kingdom
-1 Slovenia

 

[win_the_game]

She's got a set of pipes on her so that's something I guess.

 

[Penelope]

I don't remember this! Must have been when I did some ket

And NOW we come to the reason why you all enjoyed the horror before us

 

[ButterTart]

She's all hunched and she's a look of Rebecca Front about her. It's a no from me.

 

[win_the_game]

What a horrid frock.

 

[Lucille]

I remember it being WALL TO WALL BALLS

 

[Lucille]

But then I was also wrecked.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm only allowing @Suomi to lead all our future choices. If I'm being honest Vor has led me into very bad mental health with his HIDDEN DEPTHS.

 

[Dark Carnival]

And NOW we come to the reason why you all enjoyed the horror before us

I maintain that this is VASTLY superior to 2010

 

[Lucille]

I’m destined to never completely remember 1999

 

[AGinAg (37)]

But then I was also wrecked.

Me too. Were we actually here? Everything looks familiar...

 

[D5K]

We could all agree to skip ahead by 20 minutes

 

[Soldi]

She’s having FUN

 

[Dark Carnival]

OH MY GOD TURKEY!

 

[Lucille]

We could all agree to skip ahead by 20 minutes

STOP

 

[win_the_game]

Turkey is a JOY

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is my second favourite after Doris!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Gosh Turkey really has left our holes quivering tonight!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What's with the poor love holding a keyboard on her lap?

 

[Lucille]

Ok we have 5 songs of tepid water ahead. But keep topping up your wine because from Iceland onwards it’s sinful anal bliss.

 

[Penelope]

We could all agree to skip ahead by 20 minutes

Yeah it doesn't count as a great year if everyone KETTED UP stopped paying attention for half an hour on end and only came back for the GOOD BITS!

 

[win_the_game]

What's with the poor love holding a keyboard on her lap?

It's not even plugged in

 

[Soldi]

Ok we have 5 songs of tepid water ahead. But keep topping up your wine because from Iceland onwards it’s sinful anal bliss.

I’ve ran out

 

[Dark Carnival]

What's with the poor love holding a keyboard on her lap?

Couldn't afford a table

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I’ve ran out

of anal bliss? Anything's a dildo...

 

[Penelope]

of anal bliss? Anything's a dildo...

Soldi BOLLARDING FOR HER LIFE

 

[ButterTart]

For anyone wondering about the age and sexuality of the audience: They were actually there for a snooker tournament and had been ushered into the wrong auditorium. Two doors away a thousand screaming Eurofans were making obscene suggestions as to what Alex Higgins could do with his cue.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

No recollection of that whatsoever. Where was I?

 

[Lucille]

Omg this turd!!!

 

[ButterTart]

No recollection of that whatsoever. Where was I?

DED.

 

[win_the_game]

Oh god yes! The Backstreet Boy reject.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don't hate the ridiculousness of this!

 

[Penelope]

This is worse than a thermometer in your pisshole.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I remember this fruit. I like it!

 

[Lucille]

I’ve ran out

There’s a 2 bottle of wine minimum order for these threads for future notice FYI.

 

[ButterTart]

You honestly couldn't write a comedy sketch more perfect than this performance. It's gold, every catastrophic second of it.

 

[Penelope]

You honestly couldn't write a comedy sketch more perfect than this performance. It's gold, every catastrophic second of it.

You could - Russia 2002.

 

[win_the_game]

HEY EY I THINK I'M GOING CRAZY!!

 

[D5K]

I can't comprehend what's happening here

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh god yes! The Backstreet Boy reject.

We know we've got hot Denmark silver fox coming up serving a much superior Backstreet Boys reject track