DRUNK REWATCH 1999 Part II

[Lucille]

Are they trousers? Are they skirts?

 

[Lucille]

Omg did Ireland finally send everyone TO SLEEP.

 

[win_the_game]

Are they trousers? Are they skirts?

Trousers

 

[ButterTart]

What if I'm in purgatory? What if I'm dead from the Corona and my fate is to watch a Eurovision I don't particularly like every night for eternity because I'm too weak willed. What if Penelope is actually an angel who tried to lead me to Heaven with the promise of Birgitta Haukdal and Sertab Erener (86)?

1999 causes existential crises.

 

[Penelope]

I'm ALIVE, I was just sending nudes of me lip syncing to The Mullans

 

[Lucille]

Calm down BT, here’s some lovely Austrian Virgins, which definitely aren’t your reward for a suicide mission on earth.

 

[Lucille]

I'm ALIVE, I was just sending nudes of me lip syncing to The Mullans

OH MY INTERNET MUST BE DOWN.

 

[ButterTart]

Calm down BT, here’s some lovely Austrian Virgins, which definitely aren’t your reward for a suicide mission on earth.

Where did you find virgins in Austria?

 

[Penelope]

OH MY INTERNET MUST BE DOWN.

Well if YOU'D SENT ANY NUDES MAYBE YOU'D HAVE RECEIVED!

 

[win_the_game]

Where did you find virgins in Austria?

Locked in basements usually.

 

[ButterTart]

Locked in basements usually.

Pfft. Virgin my arse.

 

[Lucille]

Pfft. Virgin my arse.

IS THAT AN ORDER.

 

[ButterTart]

I bet this singer is a right cunt off stage. She's got a face that just screams wanker.

 

[ButterTart]

IS THAT AN ORDER.

HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK?

 

[Lucille]

Omg are the songs still going

 

[Lucille]

Omg this shit.

 

[Lucille]

HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK?

It’s my 4th Eurovision in 36 hours give me a fucking break!

 

[ButterTart]

Omg are the songs still going

It's easy to tune them out. Legend has it that if you hold 1999 up to your ear all you can hear is the sea.

 

[win_the_game]

They're certainly ENTHUSIASTIC

 

[ButterTart]

It’s my 4th Eurovision in 36 hours give me a fucking break!

You're right, we're watching this six more times tomorrow so it's important not to peak too soon.

 

[Lucille]

Stop being mean to me I’m off to the other thread to discuss my favourite takeaway (spoiler alert : it’s DICK!)

 

[Lucille]

Right if anyone’s still conscious I gave Malta a 9 last night. I have no recollection of it however.

 

[win_the_game]

Choreography that wouldn't be amiss in a SCHOOL TALENT SHOW.

 

[Lucille]

This is incredible.

 

[Lucille]

Come through SPAGHETTI STRAPS!

 

[ButterTart]

Ah, I remember these. They're all aiming for attractive but each one misses in a different way.

 

[win_the_game]

I'm sure the other member's mics are on MUTE.

 

[Penelope]

This Maltese one is a HORROR

9/10

 

[Lucille]

Where’s Pen, has she gone to THINK ABOUT WHAT SHE’S DONE?

 

[Lucille]

Oh she’s there.

 

[win_the_game]

An utter DELIGHT.

 

[Penelope]

Where’s Pen, has she gone to THINK ABOUT WHAT SHE’S DONE?

No, just more SARONGED LIP SYNCING to BELIEVE'N'PEACE

 

[Lucille]

OMG this keyboard player

 

[ButterTart]

I'm off to sleep in a second. I'll leave you with the benchmark that tonight's girl groups should have been - but conspicuously weren't - aiming to hit.

 

[win_the_game]

OMG this keyboard player

I'm not even going to ask for an Insta update.

 

[Lucille]

Did The Hague war crimes tribunal make Germany submit this?

 

[win_the_game]

Video for Bosnia as the sound goes:

 

[win_the_game]

BE NICE! THEY'D JUST COME OUT OF A WAR

 

[Lucille]

Omg it’s still going!

 

[Penelope]

OMG, PUTTANESCA MUTED!