Dua Lipa - Future Nostalgia (the Grammy winning imperial era)

[GNL]

To be honest, Madonna could come out as an ALBIANIAN NATIONALIST and it'd still be better than the time she came out as a BARB.

 

[Raining on Me]

Multi million selling artist
Grammy and Brit award winner
Mercury prize nominee
Pop saviour
Evil Nationalist
Rita Ora Antagonist Extraordinaire

She's done it all folks! Can't wait for the disco infused child beating phase on the third album

 

[AlgoAlex]

Serbs and Montenegrins are cunts anyway.

Balkan rate NOW

 

[Dark Carnival]

Balkan rate NOW

I can only rate Bosnia, Montenegro and Croatia really

 

[AlgoAlex]

I can only rate Bosnia, Montenegro and Croatia really

I got held at the Bosnian border for an hour as we accidentally drove through without showing passports so I give them -1

Croatia 10
Slovenia 09

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Serbs and Montenegrins are cunts anyway.

You know I like you @Dark Carnival but this post is more problematic than Dua Lipa's map tweet.

 

[Jark]

ok but I screamed.



also:

 

[Tisch]

Oi @Jark grab a drink and come watch Spiceworld with us x

 

[Lucille]

Levitating will feature Madonna and Missy Elliot, remix by the the Blessed Madonna (FKA the Black Madonna) Out Aug 14th.

 

[Lucille]

Madonna NOT REALLY necessary tbh.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Levitating will feature Madonna and Missy Elliot, remix by the the Blessed Madonna (FKA the Black Madonna) Out Aug 14th.

Sorry but this looks AMAZING

 

[lolly]

Listened to the album in its entirety for the first time in a couple of months earlier. It really feels like a Greatest Hits compilation.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I suppose the reissue is a done deal then. I'll hold off on buying any more physical copies

 

[OutSynk]

Levitating will feature Madonna and Missy Elliot, remix by the the Blessed Madonna (FKA the Black Madonna) Out Aug 14th.

Gay coma

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Even if this collab ends up being AWFUL (I’m sure it won’t be) it’s still going to be iconic

Is this being ushered out quicker then expected because Hallucinate seems to be underperforming somewhat..?

 

[OutSynk]

Is this being ushered out quicker then expected because Hallucinate seems to be underperforming somewhat..?

Wasn’t Hallucinate supposed to be fun for Europe?

 

[HeLikedTurner]

Is it a bit mortifying that Madge isn’t even a big enough artist anymore to be the sole feature?

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Wasn’t Hallucinate supposed to be fun for Europe?

Unfortunately Europe don’t seem to want to have much fun with Hallucinate

 

[Pipo]

what the fuck happened to Missy?

 

[HeLikedTurner]

what the fuck happened to Missy?

She looks like Mica Paris now!

 

[K.C.]

This REEKS of 2004 levels of collab catastrophe.

I CAN'T WAIT

 

[HeLikedTurner]

This REEKS of 2004 levels of collab catastrophe.

I CAN'T WAIT

Yes! I keep thinking of that GAP ad that Madge and Missy did too. How utterly UNICONIC that was.

 

[K.C.]

Yes! I keep thinking of that GAP ad that Madge and Missy did too. How utterly UNICONIC that was.

Something tells me that's how Dua was introduced to both of them.

 

[FetchFugly]

Nice of Dua to give plenty of warning so I can steel myself for this.

 

[Pipo]

She looks like Mica Paris now!

and screaming they're using an old Madame X outtake for Madonna.

 

[Jark]

The fact that they announced this without having done any kind of photoshoot or visual for it beyond that crap montage is... concerning

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The fact that they announced this without having done any kind of photoshoot or visual for it beyond that crap montage is... concerning

Pop the news on hun.

 

[Mother Superior]

The fact that they announced this without having done any kind of photoshoot or visual for it beyond that crap montage is... concerning

There is apparently some form of video, and the song samples Lucky Star (so unclear if she has recorded anything new).

It's also allegedly the end credits song for Wonder Woman 1984...

*probably all false.

 

[Jark]

Pop the news on hun.

I'm sure you think you did something there but Dua literally shot a music video in a studio 3 weeks ago so there's no excuse for announcing a collab like this with a visual like THAT. Sorry!

 

[joanne]

the new song with J Balvin and Bad Bunny is breathtaking.

it should have been a whole Dua song. she embodies this breezy vibe.

 

[Jark]

I think it's awful, the song sounds like a relic from 2016 and Dua sounds bored as shit

 

[joanne]

sounding bored is initially the most appealing thing about Lapeep.

 

[K.C.]

I hate the J Balvin song too. Generic af

 

[Pipo]

There is apparently some form of video, and the song samples Lucky Star (so unclear if she has recorded anything new).

Well I do think we're DUE another Don't Wanna Lose This Groove-type scenario

 

[funky]

I did look at that visual and think someone was taking the piss

 

[Halli]

did people want Madonna on her crutches?

 

[COB]

Yes! I keep thinking of that GAP ad that Madge and Missy did too. How utterly UNICONIC that was.

Maybe in YOUR house, but not here!

People walk by
Where you get them jeans?!

 

[SDF]

Oh no Madonna’s still got that bloody eye patch

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Oh no Madonna’s still got that bloody eye patch

That's an old picture from last year from the Madame X promo.

 

[HeLikedTurner]

Oh no Madonna’s still got that bloody eye patch

That’s old. She has a bloody crutch now too!