In an unparalleled organisational triumph, I've just been told that I won a large Hotel Chocolat easter egg in a prize draw last month.
What the FUCK is that (ish) doing there.short(ish)
SHOW BALLSI am trying to buy some black short(ish) shorts in a lightweight nylon and can I find any? Can I FUCK.
When my shorts arrive. If you say plsSHOW BALLS
You've GOT TO LAUGH but take it from me kids RUN A MILE from anyone who seems a bit ODD
Mr S is DOING MY HEAD IN
This morning he was complaining that I was MAKING MORE NOISE THAN I USED TO eating BREAKFAST
I told the MENTAL HEALTH NURSE this and she thought we were both sitting at the table. NO I WAS AND HE WAS LYING IN BED AT THE OTHER END OF THE HOUSE
Now he's complaining about how STANDARDS HAVE SLIPPED since I've been doing EVERYTHING (and WORKING FULL TIME) compared with when he used KEEP THE HOUSE SO WONDERFULLY and he's SURPRISED when I tell him to FUCK OFF
