Dumping a load up Wednesday

[Sheena]

Dull and grey here, which is MUCH LIKE MY MOOD.

MORNING LOVES.

 

[octophone]

In an unparalleled organisational triumph, I've just been told that I won a large Hotel Chocolat easter egg in a prize draw last month.

 

[Sheena]

In an unparalleled organisational triumph, I've just been told that I won a large Hotel Chocolat easter egg in a prize draw last month.

I got Mr Sheena a plain one of those for Easter and we ate some only last night. It was quite delightful.

 

[octophone]

It's quite large. I think I could quite easily tip myself into Type 2 territory with it.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

My agent is trying to set me up with an interview at a private school.

It would only be my second interview at a school, and to be honest it's further than I'd like, I'm shit at interviews and I don't really want to work in a private school. But he's really pushing it.

I think, he thinks that because I didn't like one really rough school, then I'd want to go to the opposite end. WRONG.

It's sending my anxiety up to 11.

 

[Shirley]

MORNING GIRLS

 

[big ron]

I am trying to buy some black short(ish) shorts in a lightweight nylon and can I find any? Can I FUCK.

 

[big ron]

Stand down, good old Zucc was listening carefully and provided me with my deepest desires

 

[ZenGiraffe]

short(ish)

What the FUCK is that (ish) doing there.

IF THERE ISN'T RISK OF BALL SLIP, ARE THEY EVEN SHORTS AT ALL

 

[Joseph]

I am trying to buy some black short(ish) shorts in a lightweight nylon and can I find any? Can I FUCK.

SHOW BALLS

 

[Jark]

what a gorgeous thread title!

I got an injection in one ass cheek to deal with the std today and then couldn't sit for several hours. but I did some moving country admin and hit the gym so I feel GOOD ABOUT WEDNESDAY

 

[big ron]

SHOW BALLS

When my shorts arrive. If you say pls

 

[Sheena]

I want VERY SHORT and VERY TIGHT gym shorts but I JUST CAN'T FIND ANY.

 

[big ron]

DEAR MR FACEBOOK I BOUGHT SOME SHORTS PLEASE STOP RAMMING THEM INTO MY EYEBALLS NOW THANKS

 

[Dark Carnival]

Mr DC has been gone on his Italy vacation for a week now. A week during which I have been to the gym 4 times.

He should be away more often!

 

[Shirley]

Mr S is DOING MY HEAD IN

This morning he was complaining that I was MAKING MORE NOISE THAN I USED TO eating BREAKFAST

I told the MENTAL HEALTH NURSE this and she thought we were both sitting at the table. NO I WAS AND HE WAS LYING IN BED AT THE OTHER END OF THE HOUSE

Now he's complaining about how STANDARDS HAVE SLIPPED since I've been doing EVERYTHING (and WORKING FULL TIME) compared with when he used KEEP THE HOUSE SO WONDERFULLY and he's SURPRISED when I tell him to FUCK OFF

 

[Shirley]

You've GOT TO LAUGH but take it from me kids RUN A MILE from anyone who seems a bit ODD

 

[Sheena]

You've GOT TO LAUGH but take it from me kids RUN A MILE from anyone who seems a bit ODD

And there we have the beginning of the end of Moopy.

 

[funky]

Mr S is DOING MY HEAD IN

This morning he was complaining that I was MAKING MORE NOISE THAN I USED TO eating BREAKFAST

I told the MENTAL HEALTH NURSE this and she thought we were both sitting at the table. NO I WAS AND HE WAS LYING IN BED AT THE OTHER END OF THE HOUSE

Now he's complaining about how STANDARDS HAVE SLIPPED since I've been doing EVERYTHING (and WORKING FULL TIME) compared with when he used KEEP THE HOUSE SO WONDERFULLY and he's SURPRISED when I tell him to FUCK OFF

Loves, this is why I’m single.