Early Morning Sober Saturday

[Lucille]

There’s 3 boarding groups, bitch you’re in boarding group 3, you’re NEVER GETTING ON THIS PLANE.

 

[Star]

Maybe no one wants to sit next to you

 

[Lucille]

 

[Lucille]

Vueling, if you delay this flight any longer, I will be boarding inebriated.

 

[Soldi]

Had that awkward moment where me and another person on Grindr have realised were in the same hotel

 

[Soldi]

Vueling, if you delay this flight any longer, I will be boarding inebriated.

If there aren’t any delays at the border tomorrow I’ll have FIVE HOURS to spare.

 

[Lucille]

Had that awkward moment where me and another person on Grindr have realised were in the same hotel

Isn’t that IDEAL?

 

[Lucille]

Update: got charged €2.60 for a pack of CRISPS. They are Lay’s ‘Gourmet’ though, and have a sumptuous gold foil inner lining.

 

[Soldi]

Isn’t that IDEAL?

Yeah but we both don’t find each other attractive (well at least I don’t, unless I was desperate ) so it’s just a bit AWKWARD

 

[Soldi]

Update: got charged €2.60 for a pack of CRISPS. They are Lay’s ‘Gourmet’ though, and have a sumptuous gold foil inner lining.

Nothing beats the Tomato & Garlic Lays

 

[Lucille]

The glamour!

 

[Lucille]

Yeah but we both don’t find each other attractive (well at least I don’t, unless I was desperate ) so it’s just a bit AWKWARD

Forgot you were in the ARSE END of the BALKANS. In Sitges every guy at the BREAKFAST BUFFET was on it.

 

[Mike(y) W]

Have I somehow strayed into an online RuPaul audition?!? (I literally had one sip of that terrible cider yesterday evening...)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

unless I was desperate

WHEN AREN'T YOU!?

 

[ButterTart]

Furious to discover someone I vaguely know has stolen my kid’s name, even though I never intend to have kids

That's why you go obscure. My youngest can rest safe in the knowledge that there won't be any other kids at the orphanage called Pinochet.

 

[Soldi]

WHEN AREN'T YOU!?

I think you’ll remember I only shagged two people when we were in Italy THANK YOU.

 

[ButterTart]

Yeah but we both don’t find each other attractive (well at least I don’t, unless I was desperate ) so it’s just a bit AWKWARD

I'm a bit out of practice on the old dating front, but can't you just not sleep with him?

 

[Soldi]

I'm a bit out of practice on the old dating front, but can't you just not sleep with him?

I haven’t!

 

[ButterTart]

I haven’t!

Bit rude, you're in the same hotel and he's clearly available.

 

[dmlaw]

I think you’ll remember I only shagged two people when we were in Italy THANK YOU.

Practically a nun.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[COB]

Having a lie down as I was starting to feel a bit

I didn't sleep, but the lie down did me a bit of good I think! Still not 100% non-, so it'll be an early night I think.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I think you’ll remember I only shagged two people when we were in Italy THANK YOU.

And how many did the rest of us shag please and thank you?

 

[Star]

This sort of conversation is very hard to participate in

 

[Soldi]

Sorry I’ll let you all resume your chat about a mutilated Garfield xx

 

[Star]

I'm in a foul mood today don't worry. But I feel its the same old conversation sometimes

 

[Soldi]

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[Star]

I'm outta this thread. Not what I need right now.

 

[ButterTart]

First picture of the Grindr guy in Soldi’s hotel LEAKED:

 

[Lucille]

That’s not the only thing LEAKING.

 

[AlgoAlex]

This sort of conversation is very hard to participate in

How many people did you shag in Italy. Just the one for me

 

[AlgoAlex]

Maybe read threads to the end before flippant comments

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Maybe read threads to the end before flippant comments

A lesson EVERYONE on Moopy need to learn (and relearn)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Lucille]

I’ve never shagged in Italy.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Lucille]

Do we need a countries you’ve shagged in thread?

 

[Lucille]

Off the top of my head.

ENGLAND
SCOTLAND
GERMANY
FRANCE
PORTUGAL
SPAIN
VIETNAM
MALAYSIA

 

[Soldi]

England
Scotland
Italy
Greece
Spain

 

[COB]

Scotland
England
Germany
Belgium

I think that's it, I can't think of any more