EastEnders 2026

[Pingu]

I see they’re holding tonight’s episode back from iPlayer. I’ll make two predictions:

1. It’ll be shite
2. Stacey will be back

 

[supermassive]

It would have been fun to have an updated title sequence with new music for tonight's episode - that isn't seen again until it becomes part of regular usage from like September 1st 2026 or something.

 

[Ellie]

Isn’t solicitation to murder exactly what Cindy went to prison for?

 

[supermassive]

Well this is abysmal

 

[Pingu]

So glad there are plenty of guns and pregnancies coming up in the next year. Two things we can’t get enough of in soap…

 

[Ellie]

Exact text from my mum just now:

“FFS (EastEnders)”

 

[Halli]

2. Stacey will be back

Nope. "Squiggle" instead.

 

[Agneeta]

I enjoyed it, but am extremely frustrated, that the ONLY reveal was LIBBY.

 

[Agneeta]

Also Lauren or Oscar?

Is Peter an option?

 

[Pingu]

Also, sorry if this a bit dark for New Year’s Day, but brave choice using Patrick in this…

 

[supermassive]

No Tanya. No gags.

 

[Agneeta]

My initial guess is that Ethan is Amy's baby.

 

[Agneeta]

Also, sorry if this a bit dark for New Year’s Day, but brave choice using Patrick in this…

I just came here to say this. Rudolph Walker is so very old.

 

[Ellie]

Patrick said to Oscar “you’re a Truman now”. Either he’s married Jasmine or Max is marrying Denise.

 

[Pingu]

Patrick said to Oscar “you’re a Truman now”. Either he’s married Jasmine or Max is marrying Denise.

Or Jasmine’s twin brother…

 

[supermassive]

Also, sorry if this a bit dark for New Year’s Day, but brave choice using Patrick in this…

I thought this too, he just had a death hoax on social media too. He'll be 87 next Christmas!

 

[Star]

I think Max cheated with Denise.

 

[Star]

A year is a long time to drag a storyline out though

 

[supermassive]

Probably another Branning?

 

[Ellie]

I think Max cheated with Denise.

I mean it’s ridiculous, but would explain why Chelsea had a wedding dress next to her and why Libby would be back.

 

[supermassive]

I think Max cheated with Denise.

I thought this too but it occurred to me that Jack now has a random baby, and as gorgeous as our Denise is - fair to say her child bearing days are behind her. So more likely Jack fucked it between them?

 

[Shoat]

Oh GOOD a Max cheating storyline! Such FRESH THINKING

 

[supermassive]

If only

 

[Halli]

Is TANYA confirmed to come back?

 

[supermassive]

These last two episodes are Hollyoaks level of absymal and dealing of a bipolar storyline. Also the dialogue
"Either she leaves Albert Square for good or I'll leave Albert Square forever"

NO ONE SPEAKS LIKE THIS

The Nigel and dementia BAU storyline is plodding along like something on Doctors and the war of the cafe breakfasts is giving Neighbours teas.

 

[Halli]

Yeah I struggled to concentrate last night just had it on in the background, boring.

 

[Ellie]

I do know a few people who are bi-polar. One of them is exactly like Jean is acting.

 

[Star]

@Moderator can we split and have a 2026 thread please!

 

[Agneeta]

@Moderator can we split and have a 2026 thread please!

Aren't YOU a moderator?

 

[Star]

Nope! Just the accountant

 

[supermassive]

Bring back Auntie's Bloomers

 

[supermassive]

Kinda obsessed with Sam Mitchell decanting a bag of frozen oven chips on to a baking trip while effortlessly delivering dialogue.

 

[Halli]

Kinda obsessed with Sam Mitchell decanting a bag of frozen oven chips on to a baking trip while effortlessly delivering dialogue.

Reminds me of Sharon's iconic meal 'Chicken Escallops, Wedges and Salad'

 

[supermassive]

Reminds me of Sharon's iconic meal 'Chicken Escallops, Wedges and Salad'

Wouldn't mind that now actually

Ronnie Ancona was giving me Julia Davis school of mental woman acting

 

[Halli]

This was a better episode, few bits and pieces going on. Less of a bore fest.

 

[Halli]

Oh no this is quite hard hitting if Rav has just attacked his son mistakenly

 

[supermassive]

Kinda obsessed with Bea and her GAY GUY levels of lies

 

[Star]

What was Ravi doing at the end there?

 

[Agneeta]

What was Ravi doing at the end there?

Fingering

 

[Ellie]

Ravi should be on Celebrity Gladiators next with his Samson bod there.