Elon Musk is a NAZI + BREEDING PROGRAM + KET JUNKIE + FAILED POLITICAL PARTY😡🥱💩🖕

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Utterly aghast at his behaviour. It looks as if it is starting to unravel for him.
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He's impossibly wealthy, so I don't think there'll be much unraveling. He'll just lean into the Bond villain he was always destined to be, and probably run for president.
 
Charged with fraud by the SEC for making 420 jokes on Twitter. Freaking epic!

 
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She was saved by noted homophone Azelia Banks.
 
They've lost the central core again.
This time it landed on the drone ship, but then fell into the ocean while in transit to the Florida coast.

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Neuralink chips were implanted by drilling holes into the monkeys’ skulls. One primate developed a bloody skin infection and had to be euthanized. Another was discovered missing fingers and toes, “possibly from self-mutilation or some other unspecified trauma,” and had to be put down. A third began uncontrollably vomiting shortly after surgery, and days later “appeared to collapse from exhaustion/fatigue.” An autopsy revealed the animal suffered from a brain hemorrhage.
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This is fucking barbaric.
 
It sounds like the start of a zombie/apocalyptic film
 
My brother always goes on about the brain chips every time I see him, I assume he'll be FIRST IN LINE when the inevitable human trials come around 🙊
 
What about the 8 monkeys that DIDN'T gouge their own hearts out with a spoon? Why does nobody want to talk about THEM?
 
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What about the 8 monkeys that DIDN'T gauge their own hearts out with a spoon? Why does nobody want to talk about THEM?
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they're already in space. having survived an Elon Musk brain experiment they seemed a better candidate for populating space than the idiotic human race. GOD SPEED, 8 MONKEYS.
 
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WHY?

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He was complaining about freedom of speech on social media the other week, and rumours he was going to create his own. Why bother when you can just buy an established one and change it from the inside?
 
I wonder if he'll pay extra to be listed as a co-founder, like he did with Tesla :eyes:
 
Elon Musk appointed to Twitter board. I mean you have to admire his distinct lack of fucks.
 
No longer joining the board at Twitter:

I wonder if he refused the background check :eyes:
 
Running a social media platform sounds like a nightmare of a job. Can you imagine waking up on Mondays for that?
 
JFC, do rich people have to spoil everything? If he not content just shooting stuff into space?
 
He’s such a thin skin he’ll press the self-destruct button once he realises “free speech” goes both ways.

 
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