EMERGENCY ALERT Sunday

[AGinAg (37)]

Morning ho's

 

[octophone]

Morning rake's

 

[big ron]

Fucking exhausted, today will be a horizontal day

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fucking exhausted, today will be a horizontal day

Did that yesterday

 

[Dark Carnival]

Today I’m at the gym

 

[Soldi]

The gym on a SUNDAY?

 

[Soldi]

Now most of the students have fucked off my gym is quiet anytime of the week

 

[Dark Carnival]

The gym on a SUNDAY?

I was in GERMANY all week and yesterday I was tired. So, yes, gym on a Sunday!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

EMERGENCY ALERT DAY

 

[Dark Carnival]

What happened?

 

[Soldi]

I can’t wait to see that emergency alert meme including the screaming lady character in the Catherine Tate show for the 929th time.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Thread title has changed!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh a British emergency! As you were, DC…

 

[Apoca]

I was in GERMANY all week and yesterday I was tired. So, yes, gym on a Sunday!

I hate to think where they shipped you off to this time

Don't say BIELEFELD.

 

[dmlaw]

What happened?

Quite a lot of people haven't voted in ASFM yet.

 

[floppet]

I just rang my mum to warn/remind her that her mobile will do sirens at 3pm. I imagine lots of people driving will cack their pants (at best) if their phone's connected to their car when it goes off.

 

[Marina Salty]

My head feels like it's going to explode, I must have been given the evil eye I fear , or maybe got Covid

 

[octophone]

I had a mind to get myself to a busy public place for 3pm but then I remembered how much I hate busy public places and fucked it off.

 

[Sheena]

I had a mind to get myself to a busy public place for 3pm but then I remembered how much I hate busy public places and fucked it off.

I’m totally doing this. Pub on the end of the road will do. I want to see it all kick off at the same time.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I hate to think where they shipped you off to this time

Don't say BIELEFELD.

BREMEN, ça va!

 

[octophone]

Is it just me or was that early?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

A minute early for me. Mr Ag is getting it now.

 

[Soldi]

Mine hasn’t gone off yet

 

[octophone]

OK, the BBC, completely fucked their coverage there! Someone was waffling on about the importance of it and you could actually hear it going off in the background. By the time the bloke shut her up, it was over and they were cutting live to people doing absolutely fuck all.

 

[Indie]

My android got it at 2.59 and my iPhone got it at 3.01.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I didn't get it, and I didn't disable it.

I've just been left to die I guess

 

[big ron]

In the pub garden, people shit themselves

 

[lolly]

The most disturbing thing about that was the accent. I wish we had a choice.

 

[big ron]

There was one woman who was 3 minutes behind, good to see that some people are lined up as zombie food

 

[Lucille]

How exciting!

 

[Kratz]

LULU HAS ESCAPED!

 

[octophone]

I didn't get it, and I didn't disable it.

I've just been left to die I guess

Giraffes are usually fine in a flood tho' - it's the long neck.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

NEW JESS GLYNNE SINGLE!

 

[dmlaw]

MAE MULLER HAS HIT THE HIGH NOTE

 

[ButterTart]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS? DO YOU REALLY THINK AN ALIEN INVASION IS SOMETHING TO JOKE ABOUT? FUCKS SAKE.

 

[floppet]

I was hoping for something a bit more awooga.

 

[lolly]

My (English) friend is in Wales for the day and got this

 

[Berly]

I still haven’t had it. Have I been sacrificed?

 

[floppet]

I still haven’t had it. Have I been sacrificed?

Sorry yes, you're one of the expendables.

 

[octophone]

I was hoping for something a bit more awooga.

I know...I wanted an old skool air-raid sound and all I got was BLAAARGH! BLAAARGH!