Euro 2020

[ButterTart]

Don't listen to her @ButterTart

ButterTart giggles coquettishly at the fact @Rita knows his name.

 

[lolly]

I bet Luke Smith couldn't even get Loose Chippins to record a tribute song for him

 

[Music]

Being half Italian, GO ITALY

 

[Rita]

Hun I know more about Italy and Italian men than you EVER WILL

My first husband was Italian (well his parents are).

 

[Rita]

Hun I know more about Italy and Italian men than you EVER WILL

What do YOU know about Italy LITTLE BOY?

 

[ButterTart]

What do YOU know about Italy LITTLE BOY?

He's played loads of Super Mario games, I'll have you know.

 

[Rita]

My children’s surname is TORTOLANO.

 

[RS]

What do YOU know about Italy LITTLE BOY?

He’s been to the Vatican.

 

[RS]

Omg keep an eye out for the one steward going for everyone's ankles

I wonder what will happen if England wins/looses?!

 

[Rita]

Anyway, are we going to get an Atomic Kitten performance before the BIG MATCH?

 

[lolly]

What do YOU know about Italy LITTLE BOY?

He's very fond of alphabetti spaghetti

 

[AGinAg (37)]

There's going to be further carnage tonight, whatever the score.

 

[Rita]

That fella that was just on the screen had bigger tits than his wife.

 

[lolly]

There's going to be further carnage tonight, whatever the score.

Hopefully a little less domestic violence if we win.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

This is really off-putting. Looking horrendous on Twitter. Fucking hell.

 

[Rita]

What is the affiliation with Neil Diamonds Sweet Caroline and England?

 

[lolly]

What is the affiliation with Neil Diamonds Sweet Caroline and England?

I wonder myself

I mean isn't it a song about a pre-teen girl?

 

[Rita]

Italy are unbeaten in 33 games??

 

[Ellie]

This is really off-putting. Looking horrendous on Twitter. Fucking hell.

I’m actually sick of the defence of fans saying things like it’s a minority of people and they shouldn’t all be tarred with the same brush. It’s the equivalent of the “not all men” defence. Call it out you fuckwits.

 

[COB]

Is there any chance the behaviour of the fans would lead to the match being postponed or cancelled?

 

[Rita]

Is there any chance the behaviour of the fans would lead to the match being postponed or cancelled?

I doubt it now, unless something happened in the stadium that was likely to cause harm to someone?

 

[ButterTart]

I’m actually sick of the defence of fans saying things like it’s a minority of people and they shouldn’t all be tarred with the same brush. It’s the equivalent of the “not all men” defence. Call it out you fuckwits.

Police aren't anywhere to be seen, either. Then again, thousands of shitfaced football fans are nowhere near as dangerous as a vigil for a dead woman or people taking a dislike to statues of slave owners.

 

[ButterTart]

Is there any chance the behaviour of the fans would lead to the match being postponed or cancelled?

There's been some talk of a delay to kickoff. They should fine us a goal for every minute it's delayed by.

And then ban everyone in London right now from attending any sporting event for life. And sterilise their kids.

 

[D5K]

Is there any chance the behaviour of the fans would lead to the match being postponed or cancelled?

Unlikely but it means we’ll probably never be able to host anything like this again

 

[RS]

 

[Madison]

What are these morons going to do if they win/lose?

 

[RS]

There's been some talk of a delay to kickoff. They should fine us a goal for every minute it's delayed by.

And then ban everyone in London right now from attending any sporting event for life. And sterilise their kids.

A big fine in the form of Un-brexit and all will be forgiven.

 

[Madison]

We should get the Red Arrows soon.

 

[ButterTart]

Unlikely but it means we’ll probably never be able to host anything like this again

Deserved. The fucking state of London at the minute. Litter everywhere, windows being put through, riot police being attacked, people sticking flares up their arses... and police reckon when the fans arrived it only got worse.

 

[D5K]

What are these morons going to do if they win/lose?

It’s terrifying to even think about it.

 

[Madison]

Stop talking about football and show the planes.

 

[Madison]

Oh FFS

 

[Madison]

Why aren’t BBC showing the closing ceremony?

 

[GNL]

We should get the Red Arrows soon.

There'll be a gammon standing on the wing taking a dump.

 

[Madison]

Tom Cruise and David Beckham side by side.

 

[Madison]

I can’t believe BBC would show some fucking montage instead.

 

[D5K]

There’s a chance it’ll chuck it down with rain later which could dampen down the mob

 

[dmlaw]

There’s a chance it’ll chuck it down with rain later which could dampen down the mob

If that works, we should put them all in a tank and add about 10000 gallons of water, just to be sure.

 

[RS]

I can’t believe BBC would show some fucking montage instead.

We’re getting the same it seems.

 

[Rita]

We’re getting the same it seems.

We did get it.