Euro 2024

[Slave]

Do all the other teams spend SO MUCH FUCKING TIME aimlessly passing the ball backwards and forwards in their own half? Maybe it's tactical, but so much match time gets wasted as a result.

 

[Alla]

You can't change more than 5, right?

Are those angry English fans booing their own team?

 

[Alla]

Oh number 10 plays here (I think).

 

[dmlaw]

No substantial changes from the last two games and England have been shit in exactly the same way that they were in those games. Who could possibly have expected that?

 

[Alla]

Btw @Soldi Brillos platino was chosen as the theme for this Eurocup and play it all the time.

 

[Sheena]

A mate is in a local pub and apparently it’s empty.

NO ONE CARES

 

[Slave]

No changes. Maybe there's time for the current players to have a second first wind.

 

[D5K]

Jimmy Lockett will be turning in his grave.

 

[rhythmbandit]

It's coming home!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh!

 

[dmlaw]

Transparently offside.

 

[rhythmbandit]

 

[ButterTart]

 

[ButterTart]

A mate is in a local pub and apparently it’s empty.

NO ONE CARES

There were maybe five people in the pub before, and out of them only a couple were actually watching the match.

 

[Sheena]

That then- Slovakia are playing a fucking pub team!

 

[Slave]

Tactically, everything feels predictable. It's like the whole team has been taught there's only one way to work the ball around the pitch when they're in formation, and anywhere it lands, they just pick up the same pattern. It's so easy to shut down.

 

[Alla]

Slovakians are messy as hell, and they're not even playing well, it's just England playing even worse.

 

[Slave]

Seriously, why is Kane still on the pitch?

 

[lolly]

A mate is in a local pub and apparently it’s empty.

NO ONE CARES

This struck me today when I realised I've not heard Three Lions once.

 

[ButterTart]

God, I wish we hadn’t let the Make-a-Wish foundation choose our starting eleven.

 

[Tetris-Rock]

Seriously, why is Kane still on the pitch?

Watkins warming up - and FOR WHAT

Watch him bring on Gordon and Eze at 85 minutes again.

 

[Sheena]

This struck me today when I realised I've not heard Three Lions once.

It went DOWN the charts this week

 

[Tetris-Rock]

Watkins warming up - and FOR WHAT

Watch him bring on Gordon and Eze at 85 minutes again.

I WAS CLOSE

 

[Slave]

I WAS CLOSE

Seven minutes before the end of the match is definitely the point to try and change the flow of the game.

 

[Sheena]

At this point I think I actively want them to go out. A victory would be entirely undeserved.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Hooray, awesome goal!

 

[Alla]

Oh wow. To be honest, Slovakia is playing terrible.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Omg

 

[Soldi]

OH MY SHITTING CHRIST

 

[Slave]

Seven minutes before the end of the match is definitely the point to try and change the flow of the game.

 

[Sheena]

To be fair that was fucking incredible

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It was a pretty crazy goal.

 

[Slave]

 

[ButterTart]

Great goal but FUCK ME we don’t deserve to still be alive in this tournament.

 

[Madison]

Poor Slovakia.

 

[Soldi]

Can’t wait to LOSE ON PENALTIES

 

[Mugatu]

I cannot wait until this mug has gone, he's the most risk-averse (and bizarrely lucky) manager I've seen in my entire life.

Beautiful goal but we have no rights at all taking this to extra time need to get some width into the team asap

 

[octophone]

The BBC:

"A few moments ago they were going home.

If they go on and win this, is it coming home?"

Settle down, lads.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

need to get some width into the team

 

[Alla]

The outfit of the English goalkeeper is definitely a choice