Eurovision 100: Semi Final 6

[ButterTart]

And ANOTHER THING. Anyone disrespecting this masterpiece can FUCK OFF if they ever then compliment No Degree of Cunting Separation or Fai Rumore.

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 12: 1990 Joëlle Ursull - White & Black Blues - France

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Her WIG LINE

 

[RJN]

This song could have been just ok if she had sang it with an actual singer

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg it's the dreaded early 90s

 

[ButterTart]

Well, that's getting through easily.

 

[Soldi]

OMG! IT DOESN’T STOP!

 

[dmlaw]

Only appearance of the ESC live bellend and I think the only appearance of Wogan. Sorry, again.

 

[COB]

Orchestra cunt, take a drink!

 

[Lucille]

Is this 2 Serge Gainsbourg songs in a row?

 

[Alla]

I know you all hate this but fuck off because you're wrong. I have to listen to all your twee shite all the live long day.

Didn't hate it, but after so many bangers I didn't think it was up there with the rest.

 

[COB]

Quite the big girl here though, where it counts

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is SO GOOD.

 

[ButterTart]

what the fuck is this now.

 

[RJN]

I hadn't realized that France had solved racism in the early 90s

 

[Alla]

OMG that maniac dancing

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I had such high hopes for this...

 

[Raining on Me]

Only appearance of the ESC live bellend and I think the only appearance of Wogan. Sorry, again.

You did better than me then! It IS frustrating how they are often the best videos sadly

 

[Soldi]

Omg Romania plagiarised them with the oil drums in 2005!

 

[ButterTart]

She shares a flat with Mike Rafferty from Ukraine 2013.

And Jenna St. Croix from 2010?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I hadn't realized that France had solved racism in the early 90s

Yup France have had no racial issues since!

 

[COB]

That one extremely gay dancer.

 

[Tisch]

Quite the big girl here though, where it counts

I think I've diagnosed your dicky tum. You clearly have a case of the Buttertarts. I'm so sorry.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Well after that BELLOWING RACKET from Italy, I'm VERY HERE for these black and white blues

What a FABULOUS WOMAN! Possibly the greatest hair EVER SEEN at Eurovision

 

[Alla]

This is amazing

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I think I've diagnosed your dicky tum. You clearly have a case of the Buttertarts. I'm so sorry.

 

[Raining on Me]

This French entry is a TREAT. I'm assuming it bombed

 

[ButterTart]

Quite the big girl here though, where it counts

I'm actually being distracted by that ridiculous Pigeon Street hair.

 

[dmlaw]

Little bit of language cheating, of course.

 

[Tisch]

Wasn't this a shocking second by 1 poinx or something? It's CRAP.

 

[Soldi]

And Jenna St. Croix from 2010?

The Bulgarian lady Ilyva Sà Mach lives down the hall to. Moved in back in 2012.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She's CUTE AND STRIKING

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 13: 1991 Duo Datz - Kan - Israel

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This song did not earn it's shouty moment whatsoever

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I'm always gagged when anything pre-2000 has some element of a STAGE SHOW as part of it's performance The dance break with the TIN CANS!

 

[ButterTart]

I actually think I'm MORE racist after that.

 

[Soldi]

The bangers don’t end!

I AM GOING TO DIE

 

[Lucille]

The 1991 set is still BAFFLING.

 

[COB]

Did she shout I'M BLACK at the end?

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don't know this, but it's NICE!