Eurovision 100: Semi Final 6

[ButterTart]

I thought this was hopeless but then a second rate Britney Spears appeared

This is MANDY MOORE?

 

[Dark Carnival]

oh her

 

[Tisch]

This Denmark one's shit btw. Hasn't found the right balance between "fun" and "good song" at all.

 

[Soldi]

CUM BACK

IF U LOVE ME

 

[Raining on Me]

She's a bit Nicki Chapman crossed with Jo from S Club.

Denmark are responsible for some right horrible shit

 

[Soldi]

This Denmark one's shit btw. Hasn't found the right balance between "fun" and "good song" at all.

Oh HUSH!

 

[dmlaw]

I enjoy the way that this video starts with a very strong accented man shouting " GARLIC COME BACK".

 

[ButterTart]

We were clearly counting on her surname to appeal to the French and Italian voters.

 

[Alla]

This Denmark one's shit btw. Hasn't found the right balance between "fun" and "good song" at all.

It's very Germany 2021, to be honest. Shit.

 

[Soldi]

I enjoy the way that this video starts with a very strong accented man shouting " GARLIC COME BACK".

That’s what I said when Peter Kay died.

 

[RJN]

This is MANDY MOORE?

EXCUSE ME? Mandy does not deserve that

 

[Alla]

We were clearly counting on her surname to appeal to the French and Italian voters.

And Spanish, excuse me.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

One of our top 10s of the last 20 years

 

[ButterTart]

I've always found Jessica a bit burly.

 

[Tisch]

Never realised Deborah Meaden was on backing vox for this!

 

[Soldi]

The poor loves dress got caught in the shredder backstage

 

[COB]

I remember they played a clip of Come Back on Never Mind The Buzzcocks when Jessica was in the identity parade lineup thing

 

[Tisch]

Was her outfit made from the Drag Race items from the last episode?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Never realised Deborah Meaden was on backing vox for this!

We all have pasts!

 

[ButterTart]

I didn't realise how badly she sang this

 

[D5K]

Screwed by the running order

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The dress is a disaster

 

[dmlaw]

We all have pasts!

For example, you appeared on Carola's top in 1983.

 

[COB]

Might do this for Moopyvision Karaoke 2021 and dedicate it to Shirley and Zu

 

[Tisch]

Oh btw I've MET Dame Jessica Garlick! it was at Butlins and she signed her single for me which I've since long lost!

I asked her the extremely pressing journalistic question, "how was eurovision?"

 

[Lucille]

Sorry it’s a NO FROM LUCY.

 

[ButterTart]

The dress is a disaster

I think that was the idea. Anything to draw attention away from the nose.

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 25: 2003 Beth - Dime - Spain

 

[Soldi]

OMG BETH!!!!!

 

[RJN]

This was before cultural appropriation of Native Americans was considered taboo

 

[COB]

Ooh!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I remember this SLUTTY Spaniard!

 

[Alla]

Off topic: I almost died when @RaspberrySwirl said he doesn't cook with onions or garlic at all. I don't understand how that is even possible.

 

[Raining on Me]

Jessica was the VERY last time we could spunk out a good result on very little effort

That said, it's very sweet and I thought she performed it FINE

 

[Soldi]

It’s MARIETTE!!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

WTF is Jessica WEARING? It looks like somebody is drying SPAGHETTI STRANDS after making pasta!

Truth be told I think Come Back is really quite BLAND, but fair play she sold the shit out of a weak song and it WORKED!

 

[Lucille]

Off topic: I almost died when @RaspberrySwirl said he doesn't cook with onions or garlic at all. I don't understand how that is even possible.

WHAT?!!

 

[Lucille]

Oh I love this HOT SHIT!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh this BANGS

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Off topic: I almost died when @RaspberrySwirl said he doesn't cook with onions or garlic at all. I don't understand how that is even possible.

WTF!