Eurovision 100: Semi Final 6

[COB]

She's a touch of the Caroline Munro about her. In as much as I'd quite happily have a go just to say I'd done it more than anything.

Why did we never SEND HER TO EUROVISION?!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh my fucking god.

WE ARE WOLVES OF THE SEA!!!


This is the first one I remember being properly playing on repeat obsessed with.

 

[Dark Carnival]

WTF

 

[Alla]

Have you ever answered?

And if not WHY NOT?

I'm not gonna shag him (even if he was interested, probably not), he's my neighbour and that's all.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Shady Lady endorsed by Lucie Jones of course (vote for both!)

Oh REALLY?

 

[ButterTart]

PIRATES
OF
THE
MOTHERFUCKING
SEA

 

[Soldi]

OH FFS why didnt I do the wine and piss break now

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Totally forgot there's more than a whiff of JESSIE WALLACE about Ani

 

[Soldi]

They deserved the BOOS!

 

[dmlaw]

I want you to know that I will be announcing this as having qualified even when ButterTart and I are the only ones who vote for it.

If you don't want to make me a liar, send the pirates your votes.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

OH FFS why didnt I do the wine and piss break now

You disgust me

 

[COB]

Can't be doing with Wolves of the Sea, sorry!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Ani's LIGHTBOX gimmick looks rather sloppy by 2021 standards

 

[COB]

Totally forgot there's more than a whiff of JESSIE WALLACE about Ani

I can see it

 

[Lucille]

HIDEOUS

 

[ButterTart]

HI HI HO and a HI HI HEY

I'd definitely have a go on the main lady pirate. Looks like she's smuggling a couple of spare cannonballs.

 

[D5K]

Selma -> Las Ketchup
Ani -> Pirates

Oh my god this is a proper Bjorkman sawtooth of quality.

 

[Raining on Me]

I fucking love nose hair. Or any hair. A hairy hand even, I'm IN

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fun for ironic straights

 

[Soldi]

You disgust me

Oh don’t you start Glasgow Zoo’s Animal of Year!

 

[Lucille]

Although may use it as my entrance song to my highly anticipated pirate murder mystery zoom party tomorrow.

 

[Alla]

Does anyone make MOCHI? I want to learn. @Diddy?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fun for ironic straights

Did you see how @ButterTart jumped out of his seat?

 

[dmlaw]

It is, obviously, incredibly ramshackle, but that's part of the charm.

 

[Tisch]

I'm not gonna shag him (even if he was interested, probably not), he's my neighbour and that's all.

Next time you feel a bit GUNG HO do it and let us all know. I'm curious and sordid.

 

[ButterTart]

I haven't checked for any negative comments but I'm reminded of the old Chinese proverb: 'He who dislikes Wolves of the Sea is a knave and a bellend and has never known happiness'.

 

[Lucille]

I fucking love nose hair. Or any hair. A hairy hand even, I'm IN

I LOVE A HAIRY SHOULDER!

 

[ButterTart]

KEY CHANGE!

 

[COB]

Although may use it as my entrance song to my highly anticipated pirate murder mystery zoom party tomorrow.

Use Turkey 2012 instead!

 

[ButterTart]

PIRATES ARE ALL WE CAN BE

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I don't HATE Pirates, it's the sort of thing that's good for Eurovision parties to get the straights to look up from their phones

 

[RJN]

What a tasteful moment when he grabs her ass

 

[ButterTart]

END THE SEMI NOW, WE'VE REACHED A PEAK WE'LL NEVER RECAPTURE

 

[dmlaw]

This is just the funnest thing ever. I'm putting you all down for a vote.

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 33: 2008 Tereza Kerndlova - Have Some Fun - Czech Republic

 

[Dark Carnival]

MORE EASTERN EUROPEAN SLUTS

 

[D5K]

He who dislikes Wolves of the Sea is a knave and a bellend and has never known happiness'.

I resent that. I'm not a knave.

 

[COB]

Oh I love Have Some Fun!

 

[Alla]

Have Some Fun! But the previous version was much better, they ruined it!

 

[Dark Carnival]

In my head I'm as skinny as these bitches