Eurovision 100: Semi Final 6

[Soldi]

*BRILLIANT FFS

 

[COB]

Gay drama from gay Elnur! DOUZE

 

[Raining on Me]

He looks like a guy I used to fist.

I've never fisted anyone Perhaps that's a good thing..

 

[RJN]

I find him kind of very hot

 

[Lucille]

Strangely unfuckable for an Azeri guy.

 

[ButterTart]

This fucking key change though.

 

[COB]

It's making me cry! I love it so fucking much.

 

[D5K]

somehow we're all out of sync again

 

[Dark Carnival]

Azerbaijan not knowing how not to be TOO FUCKING MUCH

 

[dmlaw]

This shit came second didn't it? Actually STOP THE FUCK.

No, 12th.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've never fisted anyone Perhaps that's a good thing..

It's QUITE THE EXPERIENCE.

I didn't hate it. Like putting your hand in a flesh pocket.

 

[RS]

Off topic: I almost died when @RaspberrySwirl said he doesn't cook with onions or garlic at all. I don't understand how that is even possible.

I don’t know where you got that from. I never cook at all.

(and I don’t eat raw onions and avoid anything with too much onions and garlic in)

 

[Soldi]

I don’t know where you got that from. I never cook at all.

(and I don’t eat raw onions and avoid anything with too much onions and garlic in)

Okg joins us

 

[COB]

The greatest non qualifier ever now!

 

[Tisch]

Strangely unfuckable for an Azeri guy.

He's no [insert the name of the guy in the box here]

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 44: 2016 Greta Salome - Hear Them Calling - Iceland

Starting right now sync fans.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The Iceland country name graphic was my favourite thing about 2016.

 

[Soldi]

OMG GRETA!! (NOT THE SAVE THE PLANET ONE)

 

[Soldi]

The Iceland country name graphic was my favourite thing about 2016.

Fuck tou

 

[Tisch]

No, 12th.

Oh good!

 

[Alla]

I don’t know where you got that from. I never cook at all.

(and I don’t eat raw onions and avoid anything with too much onions and garlic in)

You said something like you don't like anything with onions or garlic, so I assumed you cooked. Silly me

 

[RS]

Okg joins us

Nah

 

[D5K]

The Iceland country name graphic was my favourite thing about 2016.

I'd never spotted that before!!

 

[COB]

The big moment with the shadow running into her later is the most anime thing EVER and not much at Eurovision has ever topped it for me!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

It's making me cry! I love it so fucking much.

HOUR OF THE WOLF is making you cry??

 

[Soldi]

Nah

 

[ButterTart]

I can't remember what we said about calling people simple, so I'll just reiterate that this simple bitch needs to stop grinning and bring more staging than just firing a couple of magpies out of her gooch.

 

[Dark Carnival]

The big moment with the shadow running into her later is the most anime thing EVER and not much at Eurovision has ever topped it for me!

THE HAND TRYING TO PICK HER

 

[RJN]

OMG GRETA!! (NOT THE SAVE THE PLANET ONE)

Fun fact: this is her mother

 

[dmlaw]

After cruelly snubbing Greta's better song, I will be said if you put this through.

 

[Alla]

This does nothing to me. next.

 

[Soldi]

I was MORTIFIED when IRA FUCKING LOSCO qualified over THIS!!!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'd never spotted that before!!

The Swedish production visuals were orgasmic! Sweden to host every year please

 

[COB]

HOUR OF THE WOLF is making you cry??

Yes! I have lots of FEELINGS

 

[ButterTart]

It feels like something I should like, I just can't stand it.

 

[Tisch]

Is fisting actually punching an arse like on porn sometimes? Or is it just one finger, then another, then another, then another cos the former is probably actually horrible!

 

[Raining on Me]

Hour of the wolf or whatever it was is amazing and about as gay as Azerbaijan allow I suppose

Hear Them Calling - it's a 10/10 and a zero at the same time. It's one where I appreciate the idea and effort, rather than the execution

 

[COB]

The MOMENT just happened here

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I don't really GET Hear Them Calling. WHO is calling her? WHO is whispering? WHO is this THEM?

It's very NON-SPECIFIC!

 

[Soldi]

Is fisting actually punching an arse like on porn sometimes? Or is it just one finger, then another, then another, then another cos the former is probably actually horrible!

???