Eurovision 2022: Semi Final TWO (20:00 BST)

[AGinAg (37)]

I'd fuck his face.

 

[Sheena]

Ok, so I've opened another bottle, JUST SO YOU KNOW

 

[straightorbroken]

Sexy eyes though. Ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, etc.

 

[FetchFugly]

Why are they all speaking post performance? Shut up and get off (unless you are Irish).

 

[RS]

A pleaZer indeed!

 

[ButterTart]

I like her shoulders in the VT, it’s like she’s cosplaying as a jigsaw

 

[Soldi]

You should’ve been at the Eurovillage for the ROMANIAN CONGA

 

[RS]

I’m voting for Poland because I’m basic like that.

 

[win_the_game]

I like her shoulders in the VT, it’s like she’s cosplaying as a jigsaw

A knock-off Optimus Prime

 

[straightorbroken]

Vladana, what an amazing name

 

[Marina Salty]

Trying her best to hide the black sun

 

[Christian]

I LOVE this

 

[Sheena]

Oooh LIGHT UP BRA

 

[Ellie]

Is that one of those portable backgrounds for a Zoom call?

 

[RS]

Ooh I love how this is starting. An old school ballad.

 

[GNL]

Remember the angel on top of the Xmas tree? This is her now.

 

[straightorbroken]

I think Vladana should have considered making it 11 years.

 

[dmlaw]

She knew the Italians couldn’t be trusted with the LEDs so has brought her own.

 

[ButterTart]

I really hope this qualifies

 

[straightorbroken]

Is someone going to start throwing knives at her?

 

[RS]

Bless her, she brought her own sun

 

[Christian]

Eurovision Classique

 

[FetchFugly]

No more crowd shots!

 

[RS]

My God this is fantastic.

 

[Ellie]

Unless that thing starts spinning around like a Catherine Wheel - WHY?

 

[Sheena]

Eurovision Classique

Absolutely not. This is just BORING without the NATASHA ST PIERs that it needs.

 

[lolly]

Is that dress going to do something?

 

[dmlaw]

My God this is fantastic.

Well, that’s it completely doomed now.

 

[Kratz]

Get that into the final!

 

[RS]

Things really have picked up; Romania, Poland now this!

 

[FetchFugly]

To be fair I didn't think anything of this when I heard it before but she is giving it a good go.

 

[Marina Salty]

My God this is fantastic.

I didn't expect this, she was ace

 

[lolly]

Unrealised potential for that one, I feel

 

[ButterTart]

Unless that thing starts spinning around like a Catherine Wheel - WHY?

She was supposed to pull a cord and it flies off like those old Dragonflyz toys

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Jury fodder.

It's nice.

 

[dmlaw]

I hope the camera stays on Vladana whilst she tries to get through her dressing room door.

 

[Kratz]

Oh christ it's Belgium.

 

[win_the_game]

Loving this thread's BIG REVEAL that @RaspberrySwirl is actually a basic Eurovision gay deep down.

 

[Sheena]

Is this another overt gay?

 

[Ellie]

Finally a black person! This has a Bond theme sound.