Eurovision 2022: Semi Final TWO (20:00 BST)

[Nancy]

Oh Sam’s a bit sexier now I know he’s a DWARF.

4'10"

 

[Star]

I can't see beyond Rylan's teeth sometimes

 

[RS]

Love their honesty about being chaotic and unprepared.

 

[Nancy]

I can't see beyond Rylan's teeth sometimes

Neither can he

 

[Nancy]

This dance number is funny!

 

[lolly]

I don't understand the point of that water. It must be quite restrictive for very little positive appeal.

 

[FetchFugly]

Not a Cheeky Girls RIP OFF

 

[lolly]

Looking forward to my Sunday School lesson from Mika this evening

 

[lolly]

You'd think Laura would have finished drying her hair, honestly

 

[RS]

I do love yellow

 

[Ellie]

MORE Fuscia

 

[win_the_game]

What a stinking suit

 

[Marina Salty]

Yellow looks better on Mr Roop

 

[dmlaw]

That certainly is a yellow suit.

 

[lolly]

I always think yellow only works on either very pale or very dark skin

 

[win_the_game]

Piccalilli yellow is a choice

 

[Sheena]

Laura giving Siobhan Fahey realness

 

[GNL]

Laura's dress TOOT
Mika's suit BOOT

 

[Nancy]

I always think yellow only works on either very pale or very dark skin

Or a banana

 

[RS]

Mika would have been less intolerable with a beard.

 

[Lucille]

Mike has the aura of someone who’s never done coke.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Laura Pussini (sp?) is WEIRD.

I'm a little obsessed.

 

[Star]

She looks better today though

 

[Sheena]

Laura has done a line or two. Why does she keep licking her gums?

 

[RS]

She looks better today though

Less witch looking

 

[Sheena]

Why can we still not vote by text?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She's honestly so bizarre.

 

[ButterTart]

Lads I’m just watching BBC3 and they’ve done a European version of the American Song Contest is anyone else watching?

 

[Penelope]

Mike has the aura of someone who’s never done coke.

Mika has the aura of someone who should NEVER do coke!

 

[RS]

Laura has done a line or two. Why does she keep licking her gums?

She’s nervous.

 

[Lucille]

I’d rather they spoke in Italian.

 

[ButterTart]

She's honestly so bizarre.

Laura? She’s like a PNG of Jessie J that’s been resized horizontally.

 

[Ellie]

Is this lot presenting the main show too?

 

[RS]

She's honestly so bizarre.

She’s just being very Italian.

 

[Lucille]

Is this lot presenting the main show too?

 

[win_the_game]

She's honestly so bizarre.

Hard to believe she's been one of their biggest music stars for the last 30 years,

 

[Nancy]

Where do I know In The Shadows from?

 

[lolly]

She's equally witchy tonight I'd say. She just looks like she's coming home from a hard night's witching, rather than going out for one.

 

[Ellie]

I know quite a few Italians. They are not like this. Granted, they’ve lived here for a long time.

 

[Marina Salty]

These postcards are so bad