Eurovision 2022: Semi Final TWO (20:00 BST)

[lolly]

I'll be mighty pissed if that doesn't make the final

 

[AGinAg (37)]

And that's what you call PERFORMANCE ART

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'll be mighty pissed if that doesn't make the final

I'm beyond confident it's gonna do really well.

 

[Lucille]

YAAAAAAAASSSSS!

 

[ButterTart]

Thank goodness she's not washing her feet as well.

She takes a bit of imperial leather to her tuppence in the extended mix.

 

[lolly]

I hope his leg ulcers don't burst mid performance

 

[FetchFugly]

The WEATHERRRR is really unpleasant.

 

[GNL]

Bit boring.

Definitely going to qualify.

 

[dmlaw]

Azerbaijan are going to have to have distributed a LOT of SIM cards if this is to reach the final.

 

[Nancy]

I hope his leg ulcers don't burst mid performance

He can wash them in Serbia's washing up bowl

 

[Sheena]

I listened to this in the car earlier and I like the studio version

 

[Lucille]

SO FIT

 

[ButterTart]

This is a bit… there

 

[AGinAg (37)]

MEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH

 

[Nancy]

He reminds of someone.

 

[Nancy]

Oh yes, Socrates

 

[Marina Salty]

The prechorus is magical the rest no so much

 

[straightorbroken]

I'm starting to think the water stage effect is for everyone.

 

[win_the_game]

Love this little cub

 

[dmlaw]

He seems to be finding a different unpleasant way of singing ‘the weather’ every time it comes up.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He reminds of someone.

Sleepy Joe Biden.

 

[ButterTart]

Azerbaijan are fond of mirrored choreo aren’t they?

 

[straightorbroken]

Aze not exactly serving an ace.

 

[Sheena]

Poundland Justin Timberlake

 

[Star]

I don't think this'll make it

 

[lolly]

I used to have hair like that

 

[straightorbroken]

At least you can't accuse Azerbaijan of missing a beat. Just that it took them 2 minutes to find it.

 

[Sheena]

God the crowd is fucking boring

 

[Mother Superior]

Does he have an onlyfans? asking for a friend

 

[AlgoAlex]

I liked Azerbaijan by the end but it took way too long to get going

 

[ButterTart]

Cutaway to some thoroughly whelmed girls in the audience there

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Looks like an ewok.

 

[RS]

I know this is Eurovision but this is lacks originality both song and performance.

 

[straightorbroken]

2 songs out of 2 better than semi 1.

 

[Lucille]

It’s insane how much better this semi is.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh it’s that TERF twat off BWO.

 

[Ellie]

Good Lord

 

[straightorbroken]

Inspector Gadget queen of reinvention, who knew? Well, apart from Georgia.

 

[AlgoAlex]

okay this one is shit

 

[Nancy]

Imagine finding a bee in that beard!