Eurovision 2022: Semi Final TWO (20:00 BST)

[Ellie]

Ooh, bit of funky guitar.

 

[ButterTart]

I feel as if I should like this but I really do not

 

[RS]

Oh it’s that TERF twat off BWO.

Alexander Bard?

 

[straightorbroken]

I blame Franz Ferdinand for this.

 

[Lucille]

What the opposite of a song growing in you? I despise Georgia now!

 

[ButterTart]

Alexander Bard?

Yes! He was on screen.

 

[RS]

This is terrible.

 

[Sheena]

It’s insane how much better this semi is.

Just said the same thing. I’ve liked everything so far.

 

[Mother Superior]

This is better on record. Very flat live

 

[Nancy]

Yes! He was on screen.

I thought that was William Shakespeare

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Yes! He was on screen.

When?

 

[dmlaw]

Why would you do a song like this with such an utterly lifeless stage show?

 

[GNL]

I actually like this a lot. Sorry

 

[straightorbroken]

I feel as if I should like this but I really do not

You said the same about the ASFM entry I sent you yesterday!

 

[ButterTart]

This somehow works even less as a stage show than it does as just audio, and it doesn’t work as audio.

 

[RS]

I haven’t liked any song so far.

 

[Christian]

Where are the shots of RABID GAYS waving flags into the camera and SCREAMING?

 

[straightorbroken]

A song about the moopy sideways shit tag?

 

[straightorbroken]

I haven’t liked any song so far.

And what about Eurovision?

 

[dmlaw]

I respect Georgia for lowing their own furrow and not caring about the result, I just wish they’d do it with much better songs.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is struggling on stage.

 

[dmlaw]

I haven’t liked any song so far.

Just tonight or in your life?

 

[Star]

Where are the shots of RABID GAYS waving flags into the camera and SCREAMING?

Bring back vor!

 

[ButterTart]

 

[Marina Salty]

Disney channel entertainment

 

[Mother Superior]

eeeek these nocals

 

[Ellie]

Nice dress

 

[ButterTart]

Bravely stepping into the light and announcing to the world that she’s a white woman.

 

[straightorbroken]

I'd like to think this Malta woman is one of their big ladies from the past only after the Slim Fast campaign.

 

[Nancy]

A proper pop song! I love it!

 

[Sheena]

Gina G for the look

 

[dmlaw]

Pretty white woman is proud of what she is. That’s a shock.

 

[Lucille]

Ok I got Oreo chocolate and thought it would have CRUMBS of Oreo in it, but no, it’s whole mini oreos embedded in the chocolate.

 

[lolly]

This sounds like a Gary Barlow b-side

 

[FetchFugly]

I am feeling distinctly uninspired.

LEAVE IT

 

[GNL]

Fight Song nonsense. NEXT.

 

[dmlaw]

She really needs the fat, old or brown people from the video to up her diversity quotient.

 

[Bypass]

Sounds off

 

[straightorbroken]

Either someone's left the tap on or the budget wasn't stretching very far with this stage design.

 

[Sheena]

Her vocals are a bit shoddy