Eurovision 2022: Semi Final TWO (20:00 BST)

[Star]

Oh Malta is pretty!

 

[RS]

Disney channel entertainment

Isn’t Malta always a bit Disney?

 

[AlgoAlex]

I normally lap up this sort of bland crap but nah

 

[Nancy]

She's got a very Neighbours look about her.

 

[Mother Superior]

What unattractive hosiery

 

[Lucille]

The way the next song is about to EAT THIS ALIVE!

 

[Christian]

Head voice, chest voice, ANY voice

(I like it)

Holly Valance if she wasn't EVIL

 

[straightorbroken]

I'm feeling patronized rather than loved. Thanks Malta person.

 

[Marina Salty]

What happened to her voice? She's never been this bad

 

[lolly]

This song is striving for something and woefully not getting there

 

[straightorbroken]

Least of all, all the while in Reebok flats.

 

[Star]

She's got a very Neighbours look about her.

Holly Valance!

 

[ButterTart]

I always think choreography is best displayed with a random cutaway to the audience.

 

[FetchFugly]

She was certainly TRYING

 

[Christian]

The crowd seem to have got a bit excited at last

 

[RS]

She's got a very Neighbours look about her.

Did you know that more Maltese people live in Australia than in Malta?

 

[Beverley]

WTF WAS THE FUCKING CAMERAWORK

 

[straightorbroken]

Were any pre-Serbian ones sorbian friendly? This would be a good opportunity to rewind.

 

[dmlaw]

Has Laura been called out of the shower to present this link?

 

[GNL]

Long time ago was it?

 

[Sheena]

WTF WAS THE FUCKING CAMERAWORK

The people on mobile phones! Appalling!

 

[Nancy]

Did you know that more Maltese people live in Australia than in Malta?

And how about Canada?

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Not great vocals but still better than almost everything from Semi 1

 

[lolly]

That was Mr L's favourite, for what it's worth

 

[Sheena]

Not great vocals but still better than almost everything from Semi 1

Truth

 

[Nancy]

That was Mr L's favourite, for what it's worth

And mine

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She was what she was guys.

If you don't like her vocals at her worst, you don't deserve her at her best.

 

[Lucille]

The crowd seem to have got a bit excited at last

Poofs will scream at literally ANYTHING.

 

[straightorbroken]

Ok Finland broke into Norway's dressing room.

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh Finland torso alert.

 

[Lucille]

How the fuck do they explain San Remo in under 6 hours.

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh I heard the Israel Mika man already. Next.

 

[Beverley]

WTF WAS THE FUCKING CAMERAWORK

 

[straightorbroken]

And that's me caught up!

 

[win_the_game]

How the fuck do they explain San Remo in under 6 hours.

They made it look half-entertaining too! Fucking liars!

 

[ButterTart]

Mika is really giving stand-in Blue Peter presenter energy.

 

[Christian]

Where are IL DIVO.

Maybe they could shut these three UP

 

[Beverley]

Soz for the double post the signal is shit

 

[RS]

Did you know that more Maltese people live in Australia than in Malta?

According to Wikipedia they’re only 175K so I guess I was lying.

 

[ButterTart]

I hope this beats Brividi