Eurovision 2022: Semi Final TWO (20:00 BST)

[straightorbroken]

I hope Mika's autocue goes, that was the first interesting presenting of the 2 nights so far.

 

[ButterTart]

Rylan is great quality tonight

 

[Nancy]

"I'd like to keep it on please"

 

[dmlaw]

Mika love you're not meant to admit you're filling time

Let’s face it. That’s unlikely to be the least professional thing that happens this week.

 

[GNL]

BJORK?!

 

[Lucille]

Australia officially the worst gay in the contest.

 

[Mother Superior]

Take off and nuke Australia from space. It's the only way to be sure.

 

[straightorbroken]

Did Sia sneeze on Australia's face?

 

[Devil]

Bring back Jess Mauboy

 

[FetchFugly]

Scott and Rylan are so much fun together!

I feel that Scott has realised he is the supporting act, as he should be.

 

[ButterTart]

So embarrassing I’m sat here wearing that exact outfit

 

[Nancy]

Is there going to be a mask reveal?

 

[AlgoAlex]

Inspired by Meredith from RHOSLC ?

 

[FetchFugly]

Overwrought nonsense.

 

[straightorbroken]

I'd like to keep it on please. The mute button.

 

[lolly]

Did this beat anything actually GOOD in the Australian final?

 

[RS]

So embarrassing I’m sat here wearing that exact outfit

I’d want to see you in this outfit.

 

[ButterTart]

Is there going to be a mask reveal?

It’s not a mask he just has really big eyebrows

 

[Lucille]

GET OVER IT.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is there going to be a mask reveal?

It's Simon Weston underneath.

Not really, it's just an identikit gay

 

[Sheena]

Australia: “I’d like to keep it on please”

Not realising that the cries of “take it off” refer to the song rather than the mask

 

[RS]

Hideous nails

 

[Kratz]

oh what HIGH ART

 

[ButterTart]

These vocals are quite strained

 

[dmlaw]

It’s like if Lukas Graham were crossed with the entrance to a fish shop.

 

[win_the_game]

What a load of piss.

 

[straightorbroken]

Was hoping for a Kim Jong-un reveal.

 

[Lucille]

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Despite my better judgement I don't mind this

 

[Ellie]

DULL

 

[Music]

BRING BACK DAMI IM

 

[AGinAg (37)]

YOU ARE THE SAME, BUT WORSE.

 

[Star]

Not feeling this

 

[lolly]

Oh DO FUCK OFF

 

[Nancy]

I thought the singer from Malta was very brave jumping down from the platform with the piano on into all the dry ice. She could so easily have missed her footing.

 

[ButterTart]

The mask comes off and it’s post head-shave Jessie J

 

[Kratz]

UNAPOLOGETICALLY, PROUDLY, OPENLY...crap

 

[RS]

It’s better than Azerbaijan.

 

[FetchFugly]

No to the post performance gushing.

 

[straightorbroken]

Could he just have cut the song in half and spent the remaining 90 seconds fake gushing J'amie King style?