Eurovision 2022: Semi Final TWO (20:00 BST)

[win_the_game]

It’s better than Azerbaijan.

Wow.

 

[lolly]

The mask comes off and it’s post head-shave Jessie J

I was getting Chairman Mao

 

[ButterTart]

More Italian vamping. Super.

 

[dmlaw]

I thought the singer from Malta was very brave jumping down from the platform with the piano on into all the dry ice. She could so easily have missed her footing.

She is what she is. And what she is, is going home in an orthopaedic boot.

 

[Star]

Like a fat Adam Lambert

 

[ButterTart]

I was getting Chairman Mao

Kim Jong Un!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Like a fat Adam Lambert

Fatter.

 

[ButterTart]

“Hah Pru”

 

[dmlaw]

The outfit is clearly intended for a much sluttier song.

 

[Ellie]

This is very #EurovisionSoWhite this year

 

[GNL]

She's got her clam out

 

[straightorbroken]

Are we finally getting a long overdue hair-tossing strut banger?

 

[Sheena]

Fuck me at the vocals on this and the hilarity of the difference when the chorus starts

 

[win_the_game]

This is sounding pretty limp

 

[Nancy]

This is giving me shopping centre vibes.

 

[RS]

Finally a nice tune.

 

[lolly]

Finally a nice tune.

Where?

 

[GNL]

This is very #EurovisionSoWhite this year

Giving the voters what they want if last year's RACIST public vote is anything to go by.

 

[FetchFugly]

I really like this in studio form but she is NOT GOOD

 

[Kratz]

This is so much better in studio form - she is quite a poor vocalist.

 

[Nancy]

She's got the range of a young Katie Price

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Smart hiding of the sad broken sun.

 

[ButterTart]

Remember when Cyprus could give your eyes crabs from one glance at the TV screen? I miss those days.

 

[straightorbroken]

Squint your eyes it's Mel C.

 

[Kratz]

Christ this second verse

 

[RS]

Where?

It has a pleasant melody!

 

[Christian]

Gorgeous in studio form ONLY

 

[win_the_game]

This is so much better in studio form - she is quite a poor vocalist.

Not much of a performer either.

 

[dmlaw]

Fuck me at the vocals on this and the hilarity of the difference when the chorus starts

Anyone would think the chorus was being sung by some girl hiding behind the prop.

 

[Lucille]

The studio version is great but it really doesn’t translate live.

 

[Star]

Wonder if that water makes much noise?

 

[straightorbroken]

Only thing I'd change is have someone throw a trout at her.

 

[lolly]

She looks like my nephew's girlfriend after she's spent twenty minutes fiddling with instagram filters

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I suspect it will qualify.

 

[dmlaw]

This is very #EurovisionSoWhite this year

The UK are bringing this year’s diversity by sending a ginger.

 

[ButterTart]

That last note wasn’t exactly a swing but it was definitely a miss.

 

[RS]

She might not be a good singer but this was the best song since Lithuania.

 

[lolly]

Wonder if that water makes much noise?

I don't know, but it's making me want to pee

 

[straightorbroken]

Wow at the Matera footage. Looks jaw dropping.

 

[lolly]

That angle doesn't flatter her figure