Eurovision 2022: Semi Final TWO (20:00 BST)

[lolly]

You know I wouldn't have minded perving on that silver fox Eros something. Should have swapped him with Mika.

My bottom hurts just thinking about it

 

[FetchFugly]

Budget used up for last night's interval performance then.

 

[win_the_game]

Why is the third one not on stage?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Why is the third one not on stage?

He's dead love.

 

[straightorbroken]

Did the rest of el divo die? I have no idea who they are. This is not bad at all.

 

[RS]

Hate the one with glasses

 

[ButterTart]

It was a deserving winner of Eurovision 2015, wasn’t it.

That’s how I remember it.

 

[Nancy]

Didn't Scott say the other one had gone to the zoo?

 

[RS]

Did the rest of el divo die? I have no idea who they are. This is not bad at all.

These are the budget version of Il Divo.

 

[dmlaw]

Well, that was excellent.

 

[ButterTart]

Hate the one with glasses

They look like the three stages In the evolution of a sex offender but the performance was fucking incredible.

 

[Sheena]

View attachment 9972My bottom hurts just thinking about it

Anyone who lived through the glory days of MTV Europe would have let OUR EROS do WHATEVER THE FUCK HE LIKED to their COSE DELLA VITA

 

[Nancy]

Where is Dr Eurovision these days?

 

[Christian]

Hate the one with glasses

Love the one with glasses, he's my favourite.

 

[Sheena]

Where is Dr Eurovision these days?

He's dead, love

 

[Star]

Where is Dr Eurovision these days?

He's dead love

 

[Christian]

Where is Dr Eurovision these days?

Under VoR's patio

 

[Sheena]

Murdered by VoR in a lesbian pile up on the Cheadle bypass

 

[Sheena]

Under VoR's patio

Ha!

 

[win_the_game]

Did the rest of el divo die?

One of them did actually. Covid.

 

[straightorbroken]

I'm in the mood to catch up with the 4 or 5 Euro-Vs I've missed in recent times.

 

[straightorbroken]

Mika so tall and lanky he's reminding me of those pumping on your stereo Supergrass puppet things.

 

[Madison]

I loved Grande Amore. But disappointing that the one with the shit beard still has a shit beard.

 

[straightorbroken]

I'd say I'll bet much of semi 2 must wish they were on semi 1, but then I just think of poor songless-performance-only Albania, but then I also remember they had no song and only a performance.

 

[Sheena]

Laura really does look literally about one autocue failure away from a nervous breakdown

 

[Lucille]

THIS IS DRAGGING NOW.

 

[FetchFugly]

Singing and dancing at the same time IS hard

 

[ButterTart]

Did she apply her lipstick with one of those road markers?

 

[Sheena]

THIS IS DRAGGING NOW.

That's one way to describe Laura...

 

[RS]

Adoro

 

[Ellie]

MORE wet hair

 

[straightorbroken]

Could they not just get Ruth Lorenzo on to translate?

 

[Sheena]

Spain is blatantly coming about 17th

 

[FetchFugly]

Laura really does look literally about one autocue failure away from a nervous breakdown

I fear for her on a four hour plus show.

 

[straightorbroken]

Well Spain's Boom Boom is a dud dud.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

MORE wet hair

 

[straightorbroken]

Could her male dancers not have gone assless chaps also?

 

[dmlaw]

I fear for her on a four hour plus show.

I’m confident she will react well to one of the spokespersons doing something unexpected.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Spain is blatantly coming about 17th

I hope so, if only to destroy 50,000 gay dreams.

 

[Sheena]

Why is Mika talking like English isn't his mother tongue?