Eurovision 2022: Semi Final TWO (20:00 BST)

[Penelope]

I count 12 first half countries so far. I’m not sure if there are 12 or 13 in total.

At a guess, it'll go up to 13 because Italy already drew the first half, so it'll be the first 12 slots available.

 

[ButterTart]

How long into his press conference will it take Australia to mention his parents despised him?

#TeamParents

 

[dmlaw]

How long into his press conference will it take Australia to mention his parents despised him?

His parents can get in fucking line.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

How long into his press conference will it take Australia to mention his parents despised him?

Honestly, they had a point.

Can you imagine bringing THAT SPOILT CUNT UP?

 

[ButterTart]

Honestly, they had a point.

Can you imagine bringing THAT SPOILT CUNT UP?

It's good parenting to let the child know love should be earned not expected.

 

[Sheena]

With the final the way it is, Give That Wolf A Banana is going top five...

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I bet his parents are lovely and very proud of him. He's just a CUNT!

 

[Lucille]

Lose the cape CUNT!

 

[ZZ]

With the final the way it is, Give That Wolf A Banana is going top five...

I think they will, actually.
Their song is such a joy!

 

[Lucille]

Estonia has never needed a personality or even to SPEAK before.

 

[ButterTart]

Love this rehearsal footage of Australia:

 

[win_the_game]

I like this Italian queen on hosting duties.

 

[Madison]

Belgium - 2ND HALF
Czech Republic - 1ST HALF
Azerbaijan - 2ND HALF
Poland - 2ND HALF
Finland - 1ST HALF
Estonia - 2ND HALF

 

[Penelope]

Belgium SECOND HALF
Czech Republic FIRST HALF
Azerbaijan SECOND HALF
Poland SECOND HALF
Finland FIRST HALF
Estonia SECOND HALF

 

[Marina Salty]

@OutSynk we did it again, second half

 

[dmlaw]

Lose the cape CUNT!

I’m in favour of the cape. Increases the chances of him getting sucked into a jet engine.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

And we have our HATE FIGURE of the year.

 

[Penelope]

COME ON DRAW FIRST HALF YOU MINCEY CUNT

 

[ZZ]

I like this Italian queen on hosting duties.

He almost slapped that cheeky Estonian playing with the rolled thingies

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Can't believe he's going to change the face of gay rights across Europe.

 

[win_the_game]

I WOULD BE STRONG, PROUD AND ALWAYS BE TRUE TO MY AUTHENTIC SELF

 

[Lucille]

How long into his press conference will it take Australia to mention his parents despised him?

 

[Marina Salty]

OMFG again

 

[AGinAg (37)]

GET A NEW STORY.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I hope he draws a NAIL BOMB

 

[Madison]

Belgium - 2ND HALF
Czech Republic - 1ST HALF
Azerbaijan - 2ND HALF
Poland - 2ND HALF
Finland - 1ST HALF
Estonia - 2ND HALF
Australia - 2ND HALF

 

[Penelope]

Belgium SECOND HALF
Czech Republic FIRST HALF
Azerbaijan SECOND HALF
Poland SECOND HALF
Finland FIRST HALF
Estonia SECOND HALF
Australia SECOND HALF

 

[ZZ]

Now we know we have Conchita to blame for all this

 

[AGinAg (37)]

We really should have the right to veto all future gay entrants.

 

[Madison]

Charlotte Perrelli is looking great

 

[Penelope]

Honestly FUCK THIS!

 

[win_the_game]

I thought BOY caps DIED in 2010

 

[dmlaw]

We’re going to need to be AGGRESSIVELY drunk by the time that second half rolls around.

 

[Penelope]

Charlotte Perrelli is looking great

That's Tobbe Ek!

 

[dmlaw]

We really should have the right to veto all future gay entrants.

All sad gay entrants. Romania is fine.

 

[ZZ]

Is Cornelia as unlikeable as she seems in this press conference?

 

[Lucille]

CUNNY seems like a GOOD TIME GIRL.

 

[Music]

Is the second half basically all male ballads?!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Has she had ket?

 

[Lucille]

Has she had ket?

You would if we’re subjected to that CAMERA WORK!