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[Iguana]

BBC News - Eurovision 2023: Grand final to be shown in cinemas for first time

Eurovision 2023: Grand final to be shown in cinemas for first time

The grand final on 13 May will be broadcast in 500 cinemas around the UK, it has been announced.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[VoR]

Imagine that Loreen performance in IMAX

 

[lolly]

My first thought was GET ME TO THE SHOWCASE DE LUX, but then I thought of pissed up other people in fancy dress and reconsidered.

 

[COB]

My first thought was GET ME TO THE SHOWCASE DE LUX, but then I thought of pissed up other people in fancy dress and reconsidered.

Yeah, I know it probably makes me sound miserable but having loads of other Eurovision fans in a cinema sounds a bit MUCH

 

[lolly]

I'm very pleased it's happening and hope that it's wildly successful, but it's very much not for me.

 

[Soldi]

Would you be allowed to take alcohol? Imagine watching the whole thing SOBER!

 

[VoR]

Most cinemas sell alcohol these days, albiet at ridiculous prices.

 

[lolly]

Would you be allowed to take alcohol imagine? Imagine watching the whole thing SOBER!

Aren't most of the big cinemas licensed now?

I imagine it will be in the screens where you can order food and drink from your seat, and all the staff walking in and out will be another thing to annoy me.

 

[Kratz]

That’s a hard PASS from me (between the loons and the masses bemoaning the politics, it will be insufferable)

 

[IntoTheDark]

Is a dark cinema supposed to make up for the LACK OF SAUNAS in Liverpool?!

 

[Zu]

Yeah, I know it probably makes me sound miserable but having loads of other Eurovision fans in a cinema sounds a bit MUCH

Imagine the horrendous screeching, squawking and SOBBING when Lorraine and King K come on. Also most of them are quite troubled

Actually the last time I watched it EN PUBLIQUE was at the Bethnal Green Working Men's Club in 2019, when I got LOOKS for reacting to Hatari in the way one does after months of ascending, wilfully unmanaged hysteria. Quite honestly those in attendance weren't deranged ENOUGH! (Also there were quite a few awful people - not nice to say it but Aussies - who I heard saying, "The songs are always shit but it's all camp fun innit" )

So with that in mind, book me a ticket NOW!

 

[Zu]

Would you be allowed to take alcohol? Imagine watching the whole thing SOBER!

Get yourself a DRIP

 

[Kratz]

Is a dark cinema supposed to make up for the LACK OF SAUNAS in Liverpool?!

I can see Little Susan dressed as an usher

*yes constable, take me away*

 

[Zu]

Maybe () there should be some sort of test for anyone wanting to buy a ticket to watch it at the cinema. Nothing too taxing - just something like NAME TEN OF THIS YEAR'S ENTRIES AND GOOGLING IS NOT ALLOWED

 

[Zu]

Happy Fifty Days to Aerovision

I wonder what King K smells like? I've thinking maybe a bit sweaty which is fine with me but that could just be the appearance of that lovely pleather shirt he insists on repeatedly wearing

Honestly I do think it's about time we had a Scratch 'n' Sniff Internet!

 

[Zu]

He definitely buys cheap deodorant. Lynx me up, King K!

 

[Kratz]

He definitely buys cheap deodorant. Lynx me up, King K!

Lynx?! How gauche! It will be Lidl’s luxury ‘Cien’ range I hope.

 

[Lucille]

I watched at the Bethnal Green Working Men’s Club last year and the sound was DREADFUL, couldn’t hear a thing over the cries of HYSTERICAL WOOPSIES.

 

[Lucille]

And naturally KING K has the faintest whiff of HERRING.

 

[Lucille]

In a nice way.

 

[Zu]

And naturally KING K has the faintest whiff of HERRING.

Loves his FISHY DINNERS

 

[Zu]

I watched at the Bethnal Green Working Men’s Club last year and the sound was DREADFUL, couldn’t hear a thing over the cries of HYSTERICAL WOOPSIES.

Actually it wasn't THAT loud when I was there. TURN IT UP!

I used to watch ESC at a friend's house but his housemate always insisted on having the volume low and you can imagine my reaction to that. We're not watching fucking Emmerdale luv!

 

[Tisch]

The way he says "Cha Cha Cha" suggests he's a bit OVER IT. Hang in there King! 2 more months before

 

[Zu]

The way he says "Cha Cha Cha" suggests he's a bit OVER IT. Hang in there King! 2 more months before

Sounds fine to me but maybe he's worried about being beaten by Norway. I know. How we laughed!

 

[Soldi]

We struggled to hear in the bar we were watching in last year despite being on a table NEXT to a TV.

 

[Zu]

We struggled to hear in the bar we were watching in last year despite being on a table NEXT to a TV.

It’s NOT RIGHT IS IT

 

[Zu]

We’ll all have spent months crying and shaking with headphones at full blast so nobody wants the volume set at WHIMPERING when it comes round to the actual event

 

[VoR]

We struggled to hear in the bar we were watching in last year despite being on a table NEXT to a TV.

That was mostly due to @ZenGiraffe though.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

That was mostly due to @ZenGiraffe though.

 

[Zu]

Oh no. BIT SHOUTY?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh no. BIT SHOUTY?

Whatever anyone replies to this, IT'S ALL LIES

 

[Lucille]

Whatever anyone replies to this, IT'S ALL LIES

Some people are just ENDLESSLY SPITEFUL.

 

[Zu]

Get in here please @COB

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Get in here please @COB

Oh god, not HIM

 

[Lucille]

He was only shouting because Soldi wouldn’t stop putting crayons up his nose.

 

[Zu]

Oh god, not HIM

RUDE!

Ban @ZenGiraffe NOW

 

[Zu]

He was only shouting because Soldi wouldn’t stop putting crayons up his nose.

I did hear a story about what @Soldi was doing with felt tips which to be honest is a little XXX explicit to be sharing here

 

[IntoTheDark]

 

[Lucille]

I did hear a story about what @Soldi was doing with felt tips which to be honest is a little XXX explicit to be sharing here

Oh is that why he’s banned from the EARLY LEARNING CENTRE?

 

[Zu]

Oh is that why he’s banned from the EARLY LEARNING CENTRE?

Right up the "other" it went. Well I say "it". It was the WHOLE PACKET. Caring ELC facilitator Jamie was left VERILY TORN ASUNDER