Eurovision 2023 News

[Penelope]

I can never remember, is that 20 votes per song or a cap of 20 for each show?

Per show I think?

 

[Lucille]

I think the most I’ve voted for a single act is probably 10x for Go_A.

 

[D5K]

Someone really needs to remind me of that at 10pm on Eurovision night in that case; after a few drinks I end up showering the votes around like confetti.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I think the most I’ve voted for a single act is probably 10x for Go_A.

I have definitely used up my 40 votes (semi + final) before

 

[Dark Carnival]

That’s 40€ mopsy!

 

[Dark Carnival]

But then I also didn’t spend a single penny on that ugly whore 2022

 

[Penelope]

But then I also didn’t spend a single penny on that ugly whore 2022

I still can't get over you dismissing the HIGH ART that was Konstrakta

 

[Lucille]

I still can't get over you dismissing the HIGH ART that was Konstrakta

May all his BOTTOMS be forever MESSY.

 

[Penelope]

A VERY UGLY SPLEEN!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I still can't get over you dismissing the HIGH ART that was Konstrakta

The hand washing routine was funny for about 10 seconds.

 

[Penelope]

Not a basic bitch thinking it's just novelty

 

[Penelope]

BREASTS OUT AT 8am AND WALTHER PPKS AT THE READY

 

[Kratz]

But then I also didn’t spend a single penny on that ugly whore 2022

 

[Marina Salty]

but I found it interesting, how much each vote will cost:



€1.70 per vote in Estonia seems crazily expensive. The rest of the world voting costing will further ensure it's only fans voting there I guess.

I think the voting costs were higher some years back, maybe they got less and less votes and decided to reduce it?

 

[GNL]

Where is Rita Ora please?

 

[Soldi]

Imagine Shum opening the final

Omg does it mean this is happening?

 

[Kratz]

Isn't Rita in the semi?

*La Zarra laughs behind hand*

 

[GNL]

Isn't Rita in the semi?

*La Zarra laughs behind hand*

Devestated. I was really looking forward to her performing 'Anyone Who Had a Heart'.

 

[GNL]

Excited to hear Mahmood's take on 'Whole Again' and Duncan Lawrence's touching, candlelight remix of one of Pete Burns' Celeb Big Brother rants though.

 

[Kratz]

Oh GOD no, not Mahmood

 

[Iguana]

That looks like a great line-up!

 

[Soldi]

Oh GOD no, not Mahmood

EAT SHIT!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That is a FABULOUS LINE UP.

 

[Soldi]

Do we reckon there’s still a big name to be announced?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Holding out for You Spin Me Round, You'll Never Stop Me From Loving You, Relax, Pretty Green Eyes, I Ran and Cry Baby.

Expecting Imagine and You'll Never Walk Alone

 

[Tisch]

So for happy for our Son'!

 

[Penelope]

Hoping for heartwarming footage of John Lennon being shot

 

[Kratz]

Hoping for heartwarming footage of John Lennon being shot

And Bar Brookie EXPLODING

 

[VoR]

Apparently as a special one-off they've secured approval to replace Te Deum with a new opening jingle

 

[GNL]

Anna Friel's going to open the show necking off with the less homophobic member of TATU.

 

[Penelope]

NAR: who here is actually going to Liverpool now it's all said and done? Starting to get the vapours knowing it all starts kicking off in just TWO WEEKS

 

[GNL]

NAR: who here is actually going to Liverpool now it's all said and done? Starting to get the vapours knowing it all starts kicking off in just TWO WEEKS

I'm going (to The Wirral).

 

[ButterTart]

And Bar Brookie EXPLODING

The hosts are coming in on a helicopter that will squash a life-size manikin of Bernie Nolan as it lands

 

[Penelope]

I'm going (to The Wirral).

Not another New Brighton SAUNA VICTIM

(I assume @Lucille will be in attendance too)

 

[Kratz]

The hosts are coming in on a helicopter that will squash a life-size manikin of Bernie Nolan as it lands

And who is that buried under the patio? Trevor Jordache…or LULU?

 

[Halli]

OMG R SON

 

[ButterTart]

And who is that buried under the patio? Trevor Jordache…or LULU?

Bald spot, bushy eyebrows, five o’clock shadow… it’s definitely Lulu.

 

[Soldi]

I'm going (to The Wirral).

Can’t wait to see which one of us gets shot first

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Can’t wait to see which one of us gets shot first

Sweepstake?

 

[funky]

Well I think it’s very progressive for the Eurovision committee to recognise the lack of HINGE in most Eurovision fans and give them a nice limit to work to