Eurovision: Come Together (BBC) (16 May 2020)

[Beverley]

I love how UNBOTHERED Mahmood was with all the writhing queens hungry for his D in the postcard

 

[Soldi]

TERRY WOGAN A DEAD CUNT

 

[Soldi]

Oh it’s ME!

 

[ButterTart]

02 Heroes
78 Diva
71 Sound of Silence
10 Making Your Mind Up
99 Fuego
83 Poupée de cire, poupeé de son
102 Euphoria
42 Dancing Lasha Tumbai

@ButterTart VERKA BOOB RATE PLS

12455

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

THE QUEEN HAS ARRIVED

Who can forget the recent discovery of his SHAVEN HAVEN

 

[Dark Carnival]

65 France
99 Loreen
70 Verka

 

[Dark Carnival]

*arse twitches*

 

[COB]

First time hearing Soldi, it's fantastic!

 

[lolly]

I have NO memory of this one.

My arsehole has thought of little else since

 

[Beverley]

The Italians didn't really put much effort into the staging tbh. Didn't understand the dancers, OH AT ALL

 

[Soldi]

I mean we didn’t give him any points so he’ll probably finish LAST

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I know I'm a broken record, but Soldi is just TOO FUCKING AMAZING, and Mahmood sells the shit out of it!

If only they'd sorted out the camerawork

 

[Dark Carnival]

It was LUXEMBOURG

I thought it was WALES

 

[AGinAg (37)]

First time hearing Soldi, it's fantastic!

WHAT?

But also GOOD.

 

[Beverley]

HERE for the Arabic bits

 

[Soldi]

I know I'm a broken record, but Soldi is just TOO FUCKING AMAZING, and Mahmood sells the shit out of it!

If only they'd sorted out the camerawork

It’s nice to know someone who’s just as OBSESSED love

 

[Dark Carnival]

That really would've been an amazing winner

FUCK YOU DUNCAN

 

[ZenGiraffe]

70 Sweden (Måns)
50 Israel (Dana International)
95 Australia (Dami Im)
20 U.K. (Bucks Fizz)
91 Cyprus (Eleni Foureira)
25 Luxembourg (France Gall)
1000 Sweden (Loreen)
88 Ukraine (Verka)
90 Italy (Mahmood)

 

[lolly]

45 Måns
70 Dana International
77 Dami Im
55 Bucks Fizz
20 Eleni Foureira
100 France Gall
90 Loreen
80 Verka Seduchka
Mahmood

 

[Raining on Me]

God I could do with a wank and this would do nicely especially after those tantalizing shots

WANK BREAK song as opposed to piss break

 

[Tisch]

Come và
Come và
Come và

#clapclapforthenhs

 

[Dark Carnival]

HERE for the Arabic bits

Waladi waladi

 

[Soldi]

02 Heroes
78 Diva
71 Sound of Silence
10 Making Your Mind Up
99 Fuego
83 Poupée de cire, poupeé de son
102 Euphoria
42 Dancing Lasha Tumbai
12455 Soldi

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

The Italians didn't really put much effort into the staging tbh. Didn't understand the dancers, OH AT ALL

So true! The graphics work so well, but the terrible camera and random dancers probably cost him the win.

The father/son image is very powerful, and very universal. They could have made MORE OF IT!

 

[ButterTart]

He WAS robbed, you’re right Graham.

 

[Madison]

50 Sweden (Måns)
70 Israel (Dana)
60 Australia (Dami)
05 United Kingdom (Bucks)
40 Cyprus (Eleni)
45 Luxembourg (France)
85 Sweden (Loreen)
78 Ukraine (Verka)
73 Italy (Mahmoud)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

First time hearing Soldi, it's fantastic!

GET ME THE FUCKING DIVORCE PAPERS

 

[FetchFugly]

Graham not a Duncan Laurence fan.

 

[Beverley]

That really would've been an amazing winner

FUCK YOU DUNCAN

Duncan was more of a complete PACKAGE on the night

 

[ZenGiraffe]

GET ME THE FUCKING DIVORCE PAPERS

To clarify, for the lack of having heard it before.

 

[Raining on Me]

47 Sweden
85 Israel
90 Australia
65 UK
82 Cyprus
71 Luxembourg
98 Loreen
79 Ukraine
75 Italy

 

[Soldi]

I’m on I PLAYER and I think I’m about a MINUTE behind

 

[ButterTart]

I don’t remember this one, what country is it?

 

[Dark Carnival]

65 France
99 Loreen
70 Verka
99 Mahmood

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Yaaasss Graham "He was ROBBED!"

So true I don't HATE Duncan, but he's so fucking BORING

 

[Lucille]

Watching this with my flat mates girlfriend. Apparently Agnetha used to be her uncles AU PAIR.

 

[Tisch]

Abba's stage presence a bit LACKING at this stage! Especially that boring HERMIT Frida. You can tell she's desperate to get back to her forest hide out.

 

[COB]

WHAT?

But also GOOD.

I was carrying out a one-man BDS against last year's event, so haven't heard the entries. I will catch up eventually, probably

 

[lolly]

I don’t remember this one, what country is it?

They're the Swedish Bucks Fizz.

 

[Dark Carnival]

First time I'm watching the performance