Eurovision DRUNK rewatch - Birmingham 1998 - 09/05 23.45

[AlgoAlex]

Fun fact: 97% of those surveyed agreed that Ulrika has “all the warmth of Rose West”

I think she did a good job actually !

 

[Dark Carnival]

This promised to be a lot more fabulous on paper.

 

[Lucille]

How's the Elvis Juice? Grapefruity, I'll bet.

Ive only had 3 and feel a little LOOSE.

 

[Tisch]

I’ve never posted in one of these threads before to the BEST of my recollection

You what?

 

[ButterTart]

Ooh, she's bold. Anyone that puts me in mind of Skin off Skunky Nancy is an automatic douze points in my book.

 

[D5K]

This is awful

 

[Lucille]

This promised to be a lot more fabulous on paper.

Should be a sultry banger but she doesn’t have enough OOMPH.

 

[octophone]

Gail Ann Dorsey vibes.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ooh, she's bold. Anyone that puts me in mind of Skin off Skunky Nancy is an automatic douze points in my book.

If only she was half as fabulous!

 

[Tisch]

I love this! This is a least my SIX POINTS tonight

 

[AlgoAlex]

Ou Allez DISAGREES

Oh I like THAT, shame about wobbly vocals.

 

[octophone]

This is awful

One more like that and I'm merging yr account with Breathe's.

 

[win_the_game]

This is awful

C'est magnifique

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is awful

Calm down the racism love!

 

[ButterTart]

If only she was half as fabulous!

I know. Skin was my secret crush in the 90s because she looked like she'd got a cock she just seemed so fucking cool. Can't say the same about this bint.

 

[Soldi]

Oh it’s OBLIVION

 

[Lucille]

Slaying the opening three songs of 2013 though!

 

[Soldi]

Just DOWN THE ROAD BRITAINS NO1 THEME PARK

 

[Tisch]

Oh god I remember Spain and Bill gates

 

[dmlaw]

Ooh, Oblivion. Brand new opening in 1998. The speakers still worked and everything.

 

[Tisch]

Just DOWN THE ROAD BRITAINS NO1 THEME PARK

Alton towers. Come and get your LIMBS AMPUTATED

 

[Lucille]

Take your coat off queen.

 

[octophone]

Fuck's sake - it;s Ollie from LEGS AKIMBO

 

[octophone]

FUCK A DUCK!!!!

 

[Lucille]

I have these glasses.

 

[Soldi]

Alton towers. Come and get your LIMBS AMPUTATED

The Smiler, renamed PEG LEG

 

[Lucille]

Fuck's sake - it;s Ollie from LEGS AKIMBO

OMG!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

No, Spain. Just no.

 

[win_the_game]

FUCK OFF SPAIN AND TAKE THIS AWFUL HARRY POTTER NONCE WITH YOU.

 

[Tisch]

(spoiler) this gets WAY MANY MORE points than it should. In that it gets positive figures

 

[dmlaw]

Alton towers. Come and get your LIMBS AMPUTATED

To be fair, that only happened the once that anybody noticed.

 

[ButterTart]

"What can we send that'll really get the crowd popping?"
"What about lesbian pallbearers?"

 

[win_the_game]

I have these glasses.

Six weeks into lockdown and I suspect you have the same hair too.

 

[Tisch]

To be fair, that only happened the once that anybody noticed.

Alton towers. Come get x1 limb amputated!

 

[Lucille]

Six weeks into lockdown and I suspect you have the same hair too.

I ACTUALLY DO.

 

[octophone]

#obviousnonce

 

[Tisch]

Six weeks into lockdown and I suspect you have the same hair too.

On his hole yes.

 

[ButterTart]

To be fair, that only happened the once that anybody noticed.

The Big One at Blackpool broke my friend's nose and you don't see that all over the news. Alton Towers unfairly victimised for just one little near fatal accident.

 

[Soldi]

Alton towers. Come get x1 limb amputated!

ALTON TOWERS MOOPMET, whoever losses their limbs first wins a MUG

 

[Tisch]

Spain were so far from forcing Europe to live a celebration at this point