Eurovision DRUNK rewatch - Birmingham 1998 - 09/05 23.45

[ButterTart]

I don't want to slag off the 90s, but every song so far has been fucking terrible.

 

[Tisch]

ALTON TOWERS MOOPMET, whoever losses their limbs first wins a MUG

@Star get printing!

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG THE EYE!!!

 

[Lucille]

OMG I forgot about that eye!

 

[win_the_game]

Six weeks into lockdown and I suspect you have the same hair too.

Oh that was my 10,000th post. Only 11 years in the making.

 

[Indie]

How's the Elvis Juice? Grapefruity, I'll bet.

Fuck Brewdog.

Um, what am i doing here

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fucking hellI didn’t need to be reminded of that!

 

[dmlaw]

The Big One at Blackpool broke my friend's nose and you don't see that all over the news. Alton Towers unfairly victimised for just one little near fatal accident.

I maintained that those punters had had their limbs scattered across most of Staffordshire BEFORE the got onto our rollercoaster.

 

[Tisch]

The Big One at Blackpool broke my friend's nose and you don't see that all over the news. Alton Towers unfairly victimised for just one little near fatal accident.

Be fair, the one that lost their leg was a pretty white blonde girl.

 

[Soldi]

Fuck Brewdog.

Um, what am i doing here

JOIN US LOTS OF FUN ROLLERCOASTER DISASTER CHAT

 

[Lucille]

98 is so much more SULTRY than 13.

 

[ButterTart]

ALTON TOWERS MOOPMET, whoever losses their limbs first wins a MUG

And we can all laugh as we watch them try to drink from it with their stumps.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don't want to slag off the 90s, but every song so far has been fucking terrible.

1998 has NOTHING on 1999

 

[Tisch]

I enjoyed Spain a bit then. Obviously works after DU VIN.

I do remember this LA SUISSE one being fucking terrible though

 

[Lucille]

Fuck Brewdog.

Um, what am i doing here

It was CHEAP and STRONG ok?!?

 

[dmlaw]

Fuck Brewdog.

Um, what am i doing here

We're watching Eurovision 1998. You're enjoying it.

 

[octophone]

Christ, my boobs are bigger than that. Mind you, so's my Adam's Apple.

 

[Indie]

JOIN US LOTS OF FUN ROLLERCOASTER DISASTER CHAT

I just looked at the video at 28 minutes (which is assume where you were), did a load of NOPE NOPE NOPE and turned it off again.

 

[Lucille]

1998 has NOTHING on 1999

When we marry our first dance will be the 1999 contest in its entirety.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fuck Brewdog.

Um, what am i doing here

Hi!

 

[ButterTart]

I maintained that those punters had had their limbs scattered across most of Staffordshire BEFORE the got onto our rollercoaster.

In fairness it's quite near Ashton-Under-Lyne. They'll have your leg off for a snack before you know what's happening.

 

[octophone]

SHIT KEY CHANGE

DRINK!

 

[Soldi]

I just looked at the video at 28 minutes (which is assume where you were), did a load of NOPE NOPE NOPE and turned it off again.

I’ll just send you the Smiler CCTV or something next time then You could always join boobrate with @ButterTart

 

[Tisch]

No hang on I'm getting mixed up. This DIE SCHWEIZ one is brilliant. There was another early on curly hair Swiss who was a massive fail during another drunk rewatch.

*Pours more wine*

 

[win_the_game]

FUN FACT: Gunvor previously worked in a brothel. In 2014 she was arrested for theft and insurance fraud.

 

[AlgoAlex]

I enjoyed Spain a bit then. Obviously works after DU VIN.

I do remember this LA SUISSE one being fucking terrible though

i rather liked it !

 

[Soldi]

In fairness it's quite near Ashton-Under-Lyne. They'll have your leg off for a snack before you know what's happening.

Fuck off it’s NOWHERE NEAR LAN*****E

 

[octophone]

God, all the trans jokes comes out after a few Reckorderligs.

 

[Dark Carnival]

When we marry our first dance will be the 1999 contest in its entirety.

I’m making my entry as Doris. You can have violet dildo

 

[Soldi]

When we marry our first dance will be the 1999 contest in its entirety.

but also

 

[ButterTart]

I just looked at the video at 28 minutes (which is assume where you were), did a load of NOPE NOPE NOPE and turned it off again.

In fairness that's what we all do. Stick around for a few minutes and you'll realise the extent to which Eurovision fans hate 95% of Eurovision.

 

[Indie]

It was CHEAP and STRONG ok?!?

So was the bottle of mead i've drank.

 

[dmlaw]

Slovakia have a flawless record of excellent entries. This one must be good.

 

[Tisch]

i rather liked it !

I loved it! I got mixed up with one of the 80s ones i think

 

[Beverley]

What song are we upto

 

[Dark Carnival]

Which country is this?

 

[octophone]

*cough* Kiss From A Rose *cough*

 

[Tisch]

Which country is this?

Slowakien

 

[Soldi]

Which country is this?

LEBANON

 

[ButterTart]

Fuck off it’s NOWHERE NEAR LAN*****E

You're right, I was thinking of Newcastle-Under-Lyne. Still awful.