Eurovision DRUNK rewatch - Birmingham 1998 - 09/05 23.45

[Beverley]

Cute postcards btw

 

[Lucille]

It was DIRTY OLD MAN TERRYS COMMENT that made me coil

I don’t have the commentary

 

[win_the_game]

This is such a DOUZE

 

[Dark Carnival]

COMMON PEOPLE

 

[Lucille]

HOLD ONTO YOUR WIGS.

 

[Tisch]

Oh YOU MISSED THE POINT, he told me he was HEADING OFF

My YOUR WISH was related to YOUR ARSE which I assume you want RAVAGED.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Also @Dark Carnival going to bed MY ARSE

THE QUEEN IS HERE SHISH

 

[Tisch]

"different"

 

[Lucille]

Even the backing singers are looking at her in AWE.

 

[Tisch]

DING DONG EVERYBODY!!!

 

[ButterTart]

Custard Factory shout out.

 

[Soldi]

THE QUEEN IS HERE SHISH

 

[win_the_game]

I always feel sorry for the HEFFER on her own in the SHADOWS.

 

[Tisch]

Jackie Cox could NEVER

 

[Lucille]

CLEOPATRRRRRRA.

Always essential in a WINNER’S song.

 

[octophone]

I;m sorry, bitch is cis. It's a scam. I know a bogus beaver when I see one and that one is packing ovaries.

 

[dmlaw]

Dana's vocal gets mysteriously stronger when those backing singers start doing the 'harmony'.

 

[ButterTart]

It's quite good, this. What country is it?

 

[Beverley]

So mean about the chubby one getting shunted to the side on her own

 

[octophone]

Also, nice touch to quarantine the chubby backing singer.

 

[Soldi]

It's quite good, this. What country is it?

Palestine?

 

[Tisch]

Dana's "Cleopatrrrrrrrrrrrra" = Effendi's "cleopatRRRRRRRa"

 

[dmlaw]

It's quite good, this. What country is it?

Iran

 

[Lucille]

The star fades

 

[Tisch]

Palestine?

 

[win_the_game]

So mean about the chubby one getting shunted to the side on her own

Especially since she's the one doing the LEG WORK

 

[Beverley]

BRILLIANT STUFF

 

[Tisch]

I don’t have the commentary

Oh fuck am I watching the WRONG FEED?

 

[ButterTart]

'Wasn't even wearing a polo neck'
Fucking Hell.

 

[dmlaw]

I'm not sure if it's a good idea to play much better music during the postcards.

 

[octophone]

I don;t have commentary either

 

[Lucille]

Oh this troll is actually quite FABULOUS.

 

[octophone]

Fuck me - is this Fish from Marillion recovering from a breakdown?

 

[Lucille]

'Wasn't even wearing a polo neck'
Fucking Hell.

HE DID NOT SAY THAT?!?

 

[ButterTart]

I saw Dana's International Traders duetting with Charlotte Perelli at MF last year. Never have I been more convinced that two women absolutely fucking hated each other.

 

[Tisch]

Oh this Germany one is actually good isn't it? Despite masquerading as terrible

 

[Beverley]

Oh this German entry might be one of my earliest Eurovision memories

 

[Lucille]

Spoiler alert : I’m singing this for Moopy Factor.

 

[dmlaw]

Fun fact: Guildo was later outraged when Elijah Wood tried to drop his ring into Mount Doom.

 

[ButterTart]

Terry Nutkins got flamboyant after the Really Wild Show ended, didn't he?