Eurovision drunken Rewatch: Munich, 1983 (BST 11:30, 25.04)

[Zu]

Where are we lads please?

I do hope that LADS is going to be the new GIRLS. Or used simultaneously for maximum bewilderment

 

[Tisch]

Terrible. A scrotum in a bow tie and four toilet roll covers.

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[COB]

This CHOREO

 

[Dark Carnival]

Norway looks like our Pen a sleepless weekend on CK

 

[Penelope]

Soldi you are FIVE, SHUSH

 

[lolly]

This German woman is quite the fox. Literally a sentence I never imagined myself saying.

You'll be red raw when we get around to 1975.

 

[Alla]

They really worked on those lyrics

 

[dmlaw]

The bride must have really hated these bitches.

 

[Penelope]

Norway looks like our Pen a sleepless weekend on KC

I haven't done a sleepless weekend on KC since SUMMER '17

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fun fact: he died in a masonry collapse

 

[Penelope]

00 France
03 Norway

 

[Madison]

60 Frankreich France France
30 Norwegen Norway Norvège

 

[Penelope]

Fun fact: he died in a masonry collapse

DESERVED

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 France
03 Norway

 

[Dark Carnival]

Marseille is LOVELY thank you VERY MUCH. Parts of PARIS are WORSE

Don't ever speak to me again.

 

[Alla]

01 France
01 whatever country was that horror

 

[Penelope]

God this shit SEX SYNTH in the postcards is very JACKBOX

 

[dmlaw]

Marseille is LOVELY thank you VERY MUCH. Parts of PARIS are WORSE

About 200 square metres of Marseille is lovely. The rest is a bit frightening.

 

[ButterTart]

"Helga, you packed the yellow frock, you daft bitch. We'll never find an open Matalan at this hour"

 

[Tisch]

Change your score for Georgia in the 2007 rate and I'll upgrade you to BFF status.

Not there yet. X

 

[lolly]

Was SEX IN 1983 REALLY AS SHIT AS IT SOUNDS?

@lolly

What would I know? I was too busy trying to get hard to a photo of Cheryl Baker in a flightsuit in the gatefold cover of Are You Ready.

 

[Penelope]

"Britain's record in this contest really is OUTSTANDING"

Oh, WHAT A TIME

 

[Tetris-Rock]

"Never Giving Up" absolutely BANGS tbh

 

[dmlaw]

Why is Kevin Keegan performing for the UK?

 

[Penelope]

I don't BELIEVE in IDLE GOSSIP

BOLLOCKS

 

[Soldi]

About 200 square metres of Marseille is lovely. The rest is a bit frightening.

I mean I still rate PARIS above it but parts of MARSIELLE are quite lovely

 

[Alla]

Their look can't be more 80s, I mean, impossible.

 

[Penelope]

Idly PRODDING M'HÔLE TO THIS!

 

[Raining on Me]

What would I know? I was too busy trying to get hard to a photo of Cheryl Baker in a flightsuit in the gatefold cover of Are You Ready.

Did it work?

 

[ButterTart]

You'll be red raw when we get around to 1975.

Joy Fleming?

 

[win_the_game]

To think after this HORROR, Carrie Grant had the audacity to make a career out of SLATING other people's vocals.

 

[Penelope]

God this is the GOD'S BREASTS!!!

 

[Raining on Me]

The state of that flag

 

[win_the_game]

Joy Fleming?

What a MILF.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh fuck its Carrie Grant.

 

[Soldi]

Oh this is good

 

[Suomi]

To think after this HORROR, Carrie Grant had the audacity to make a career out of SLATING other people's vocals.

i was thinking the VERY SAME

 

[lolly]

Did it work?

With general anaesthesia and a splint, yes

 

[ButterTart]

Is the blonde one Leslie Ash?

 

[Penelope]

OMG it's the ALCAZAR OF 1983!!!