Eurovision drunken Rewatch: Munich, 1983 (BST 11:30, 25.04)

[COB]

You ok love?

Oh I'm FINE, just losing my grip on everything and in desperate need of a banger but WHO ISN'T?

 

[Alla]

Bernadette? Only a prostitute would choose that name here.

 

[Raining on Me]

02 France
04 Norway
09 United Kingdom
09 Sweden
05 Italy
07 Turkey
10 Spain
05 Switzerland
10 Finland
05 Greece

 

[Penelope]

Oh god I HATE THIS HIDEOUS SQUEALY BULLCUNT

 

[Madison]

Deducting points for the English language title.

 

[Tisch]

She's on a hiding to nothing. Tell her from me as an employment specialist, she'd be apt to find something more stable, like a husband.

I'll LET HER KNOW

 

[lolly]

That's an unflattering skirt length

 

[Penelope]

CUNT CANCER

 

[dmlaw]

Why is Dutch woman allowed to have an English song title that she repeats 276 times? Cheating.

 

[Alla]

Sing me a song, sing me a song... FUCK OFF

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Uhm, Bernadette, could you sing me a different song than this trite please?

 

[win_the_game]

NASTY FROCK

 

[Dark Carnival]

Bernadette? Only a prostitute would choose that name here.

Only our ex FIRST LADY of France!

 

[Tisch]

Hang on 'sing me a song' is surely not Dutch

 

[Penelope]

I UNDERSTAND why HARRY TRUMAN LAUNCHED THE NUKE!

 

[lolly]

I'm quite pleased they were banned from winning for over 30 years after entering this

 

[COB]

She has the look of Samantha Hugh Janus about her.

 

[Alla]

Did they get a discount if the performance included someone playing the piano?

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is not working, love.

 

[Tisch]

Omg it's EMILY MAITLIS

 

[lolly]

03 France
04 Norway
10 UK
10 Sweden
05 Italy
07 Turkey
08 Spain
06 Switzerland
08 Finland
03 Greece
01 Netherlands

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 France
03 Norway
09 UK
10 Sweden
06 Italy
08 Turkey
08 Spain
02 Switzerland
09 Finland
06 Greece
00 Netherlands

 

[Penelope]

AT LEAST SHE DIED

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She looks like someone off Neighbours

 

[Penelope]

00 France
03 Norway
11 United Kingdom
12455 Carola
06 Italy
08 Turkey
10/00 Spain
07 Switserland
11 Finland
05 Greece
00 Netherlands

 

[Tisch]

My fave so far

 

[lolly]

Someone please at least tell me she's dead

 

[Tisch]

SING A CHANSON

 

[Penelope]

OMG this Yugoslavian BOLLOCKS is SUCH FUN!

 

[Madison]

60 Frankreich / France / France
30 Norwegen / Norway / Norvège
85 Vereinigtes Königreich / United Kingdom / Royaume Uni
80 Schweden / Sweden / Suède
40 Italien / Italy / Italie
45 Die Türkei / Turkey / Turquie
70 Spanien / Spain / Espagne
65 Die Schweiz / Switzerland / Suisse
67 Finnland / Finland / Finlande
42 Griechenland / Greece / Grèce
35 Niederlande / Netherlands / Pays-Bas

 

[Alla]

01 France
01 Norway
07 UK
10 Sweden
04 Italia
09 Turkey
07 España
05 La Suisse
06 Finland
05 Greece
01 Netherlands

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Someone please at least tell me she's dead

Sadly not.

 

[Soldi]

06 France
03 Norway
10 United Kingdom
11 Sweden
04 Italy
07 Turkey
09 Spain
05 Switzerland
13 Finland
06 Greece
02 Netherlands

 

[Dark Carnival]

AT LEAST SHE DIED

REALLY?

 

[ButterTart]

Why is Dutch woman allowed to have an English song title that she repeats 276 times? Cheating.

She had a gun under that Tweety Pie costume.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

STUNNING YUGOSLAV FLAG

 

[Alla]

Dear god the Yugoslavia flag, a bigger HORROR yet

 

[Raining on Me]

Fun fact: The Dutch singer spent time in prison with the Moldovan 2007 entry on the Isle of Sheppey. Something about a celery smuggling scandal

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Penelope]

The Yugoslav flower arrangement looks like an OFFENSIVE TAKE on a BLACK PANTHER CARTOON

 

[Penelope]

OMG THE BIRDY SONG