Eurovision drunken Rewatch: Munich, 1983 (BST 11:30, 25.04)

[Dark Carnival]

Still no points for Spain

 

[Dark Carnival]

Luxembourg still looking OVER THE MOON!

 

[Tisch]

Luxembourg still looking OVER THE MOON!

Her FACE just then

 

[Raining on Me]

I'm truly distraught for Spain - truly ahead of its time (where it would proceed to get zero even in 2021)

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm truly distraught for Spain - truly ahead of its time (where it would proceed to get zero even in 2021)

A song for 2083

 

[Tisch]

In these OLDEN DAYS ones I always find there's a runway winner who suddenly runs away with and I don't realise till it's happened. It might be the WINE INTAKE I SPOSE

 

[Alla]

How is that Norwegian SHIT getting all those points?

 

[Tisch]

Israel man has a hot semite voice

 

[dmlaw]

If Spain don't get points from Portugal then they are truly fucked.

 

[Alla]

Looking at the audience...when did the GAYZ take over this shit?

 

[Soldi]

I’ve just realised 16 POINTS for DENMARK!

 

[Tisch]

Luxembourg woman LIVID at the prospect of winning

 

[Dark Carnival]

Looking at the audience...when did the GAYZ take over this shit?

1956

 

[Dark Carnival]

I hope Spain invaded Portugal after this!

 

[Soldi]

1956

 

[dmlaw]

I hope Spain invaded Portugal after this!

They did. This is the last year that Portugal appeared as an independent country.

 

[Alla]

The audience hating that Luxembourg bitch

 

[Tisch]

Belgium so LOW. Not deserved.

 

[Dark Carnival]

The audience hating that Luxembourg bitch

Bitch is yet to crack a smile!

 

[dmlaw]

It's over.

 

[Dark Carnival]

you just won love, CHEER UP!

 

[Madison]

Battle for second place is tight though...

 

[Soldi]

She didn’t deserve to win with THOSE facial expressions

 

[Dark Carnival]

Battle for second place is tight though...

Awww I like both

 

[Dark Carnival]

Battle for second place is tight though...

Ooooh Israel took it!

 

[Tisch]

She didn’t deserve to win with THOSE facial expressions

People with resting bitch face can't help it

 

[dmlaw]

Luxembourg was the only nul points that Carola received all night.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Just so you know, Corinne Hermès is French so this still counts as a win for France too. Good night

 

[Tisch]

Did Luxembourg ever win with an actual Luxembourgish person? PLEASE ANSWER FAST

 

[Tisch]

Just so you know, Corinne Hermès is French so this still counts as a win for France too. Good night

Show hole please

 

[Soldi]

0 for Spain AND Turkey

 

[Madison]

Corinne Hermès's WIkipedia article is still two sentences long.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Did Luxembourg ever win with an actual Luxembourgish person? PLEASE ANSWER FAST

I'd be surprised if we allowed that!

 

[Dark Carnival]

0 for Spain AND Turkey

Biggest injustice is the history of Eurovision

 

[dmlaw]

Did Luxembourg ever win with an actual Luxembourgish person? PLEASE ANSWER FAST

They won with a Greek singer once.

 

[dmlaw]

At least these days they have the good sense to run the credits during the reprise.

 

[Madison]

Did Luxembourg ever win with an actual Luxembourgish person? PLEASE ANSWER FAST

No

 

[Tisch]

They won with a Greek singer once.

So, no?

 

[ButterTart]

Well, I had to tap out of this by the time we reached the fourth day of voting. I've woken up to the wrestling on pause and a Wikipedia article about the 1966 William Booth Memorial Home fire open on my laptop, so I don't even think I went straight to bed.

 

[Zu]

MORNING LADS

Obviously completely irrelevant now but SUPER CONTEST (having now flicked through all of it on YouTube in the harsh light of morning ) and here’s my completely pointless EINS ZWEI DREI

12 Spain - I mean HELLO! Zwölf Punkte to @Dark Carnival for sharing my exquisitely discerning taste
10 Israel - Inevitably ended up sobbing a bit to this one
08 Sweden - CONGRATULATIONS TO CAROL