Eurovision Drunken Rewatch: MYMU 2005, 11:30 BST

[COB]

James Fox live from the IANTO JONES SHRINE.

 

[lolly]

That platform worked well then, James

 

[Alla]

There’s still Andy Scott Lee!

I assume LSL spent a fortune to make him finish 4th at least.

 

[Lucille]

From Eurovision to IRAQ! The glamour!

 

[GNL]

Natalie Cassidy's speaking voice has a touch of the Kate Bush about it - maybe she could play her in the inevitable biopic.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

James Fox live from the IANTO JONES SHRINE.

I cried when he died and I am crying now remembering it.

 

[Lucille]

Oh these two SLUTS.

 

[ButterTart]

Did she just call them Justin and Chris?

 

[COB]

Colin and Justin

 

[GNL]

This is a whistle-stop tour of forgotten TV personalities of the 00s.

 

[Alla]

God I miss those 30 minutes preselections.

 

[Lucille]

FERNE ALERT

 

[Lucille]

God the mid noughties were BASIC.

 

[lolly]

This so fucking TEDIOUS

FUCK OFF SALMON

 

[COB]

Transphobic cow!

 

[lolly]

OMG SHARRON DAVIES

 

[GNL]

The FAME ACADEMY HOUSE.

OMG a TERF!

 

[win_the_game]

TERF ALERT.

 

[Alla]

This is so boring.

 

[ButterTart]

Sharron Fucking Davies? Was Rommel not available?

 

[Lucille]

And I thought 1993 DRAGGED.

 

[GNL]

That's SALFORD you ignorant BBC bastards.

 

[lolly]

did she just say 'Lovely Plymouth'?

LYING BITCH

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Operation Yewtree alert?

 

[COB]

Rapist Stuart Hall!

 

[Madison]

Obligatory paedo.

 

[win_the_game]

Yeah this show has aged terribly.

 

[Lucille]

Is he a queen?

 

[lolly]

that hair is dangerously mid noughties

 

[COB]

Oh this is TEDIOUS OLD SHIT.

 

[win_the_game]

Is he a queen?

I don't remember him being this queeny. I'll need to rewatch some 3SL videos to make sure.

 

[Alla]

I don't remember this snorefest at all.

 

[GNL]

Was he, y'know...

 

[Lucille]

I know we’re on the edge of the biggest global recession for a century but would still rather be here than 2005.

 

[lolly]

you can absolutely imagine Lee Ryan singing it, can't you?

Unfortunately

 

[Lucille]

Was he, y'know...

DEAD?

 

[Lucille]

you can absolutely imagine Lee Ryan singing it, can't you?

Unfortunately

Sorry but I would Lee Ryan.

 

[ButterTart]

Fucking Hell, Sharron Davies, Stuart Hall, then this song. What a parade of SHIT.

 

[Alla]

Still watching because we have the biggest HOT MESS ever coming up

 

[COB]

Was Lisa not available? I can't believe she wouldn't have done it if asked!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I know we’re on the edge of the biggest global recession for a century but would still rather be here than 2005.

Just think though, you'd be on the cusp of a Gordon Brown Premiership! What could possibly be more exciting?