Eurovision: Europe Shine A Light (16 May 2020)

[dmlaw]

Imagine if a drag queen died and you made THIS their funeral. This is worse than when all those baby gays died at an Ariana Grande concert and Manchester made the memorial anthem a fucking Oasis song.

Fuck you. It was nice.

 

[Lucille]

I actually think it’s quite humanising that he lives in a Barratt Home.

It’s put me right off!

 

[Tisch]

@Penelope you okay darling?

 

[Soldi]

Still better than Eurovision 1996 though.

 

[Ellie]

This is very auto tuned. Surely against the rules!

 

[VoR]

Message from my non-loon friends

"We're out
The constant reminders about corona virus are getting us down.
It’s not exactly Saturday night party."

I quite agree. This is woefully misjudged from any perspective.

 

[Zu]

Imagine if a drag queen died and you made THIS their funeral.

And the JESC contestants giving it that REALLY SPECIAL EDGE

 

[AlgoAlex]

Fire hazard

 

[Madison]

Breaking news: Massive fires strike the old city of Jerusalem. Gali Atari blamed.

 

[Soldi]

I forgot who mentioned it but LA VENDA but be the absolute BOLLOCKS right now

 

[Lucille]

@Penelope you okay darling?

Is that a RHETORICAL question?!?

 

[Madison]

I forgot who mentioned it but LA VENDA but be the absolute BOLLOCKS right now

It was me! I mentioned it! Me. Scroll back and give me a like.

 

[Jacques]

SHAKING that they're claiming Junior Eurovision is still going ahead this year. The logo, I'm SO HAPPY

 

[Zu]

"We're out
The constant reminders about corona virus are getting us down.
It’s not exactly Saturday night party."

Oh my parties are ALWAYS LIKE THIS!

 

[Alla]

@Penelope you okay darling?

Is he ever ok?

 

[Lucille]

I hope someone gets FIRED for this!

 

[Madison]

What an odd surname.

 

[FetchFugly]

Message from my non-loon friends

"We're out
The constant reminders about corona virus are getting us down.
It’s not exactly Saturday night party."

I quite agree. This is woefully misjudged from any perspective.

Surely it will be shedding viewers. I will be intrigued to see the viewing figures.

 

[Peekaboo]

Israel not missing a chance to try and pass off East Jerusalem as THEIRS. Disgusting.

 

[Tisch]

Is that a RHETORICAL question?!?

YES

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Todrick Hall. On my shit not Eurovision!?

NO MA'AM

 

[Tisch]

Lanterns? I don't agree.

 

[Madison]

Is she a drag queen?

 

[Soldi]

It was me! I mentioned it! Me. Scroll back and give me a like.

I ALREADY DID

 

[Zu]

Oh loooook at Damir’s dog! (Yeah I know this is getting a bit desperate)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Nikki Tutorial !

 

[Madison]

I ALREADY DID

Well unlike it and then like it again.

 

[Lucille]

Todrick Hall. On my shit not Eurovision!?

NO MA'AM

I’m a few minutes behinds so I hope this is a joke.

 

[COB]

Nikkie is an icon

 

[Madison]

Yay. King Willem Alexander

 

[Raining on Me]

at all of this (except it's mostly )

What is happening, where is this going? How is this okay or relevant or remotely a good idea? Half hour in and the highlight is the junior Eurovision girl's (and why was SHE on?) video link on a delay

Just all round

 

[Lucille]

Oh god the paintings.

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg at Germany singing from his mum's house

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I’m a few minutes behinds so I hope this is a joke.

Unfortunately not, though it was just an instrumental of his song. So far anyway.

 

[Madison]

More messages from Royal Houses please.

 

[Soldi]

Oh i hope OUR LIZ is making a statement

 

[lolly]

Italy heavily hit by COVID-19?

I do hope she mentions our CHART TOPPING DEATHS when she checks in with us!

 

[Lucille]

Omg I need to see Latvia’s rooftop performance!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

omg at Germany singing from his mum's house

With a haircut from his mum.

 

[Zu]

“What gives you hope for the future. I imagine making music.”

Asked in the FLATTEST WAY POSSIBLE!