Eurovision: Europe Shine A Light (16 May 2020)

[Soldi]

Oh looks it’s the WINNER

 

[dmlaw]

Omg I need to see Latvia’s rooftop performance!

She accidentally stood on one of the mini pushchairs from the video and went over the edge.

 

[COB]

This is catshit!

 

[FetchFugly]

Her RIGHT LEG is as as they are allowing tonight.

 

[Soldi]

I thought we were getting FAI RUMORE then

 

[Beverley]

This is catshit!

Took it RIGHT out of my MOUTH!

 

[Madison]

I LOVE the empty streets of Belgrade.

 

[Peekaboo]

"On the EMPTY streets of Belgrade"

This is so unintentionally SHIT!

 

[Raining on Me]

I really don't know if I can carry on with this when I could be boiling my toes instead

 

[Lucille]

All my friends are WhatsApping me asking what this miserable programme is about!

 

[Madison]

Hypocritical of the UK to make fun of a respiratory song title.

 

[Madison]

Is she going to a wedding?

 

[Zu]

I really don't know if I can carry on with this when I could be boiling my toes instead

I’ve been boiling my tea towels and bras in a big pan for the last five hours and I’m going to put my head in it

 

[Dark Carnival]

LATAVIA

 

[Soldi]

 

[Raining on Me]

Oh yes for this Latvian spazzy mess however

My song "still breeding". Perhaps you SHOULDN'T

 

[win_the_game]

I've just put this on. Why are they showing postcards when we're only seeing about 20 seconds of the song?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is such a miserable show. I wanted to be cheered up not made sad.

 

[lolly]

Fucking hell, do we really have to sit through forty odd messages like this?

 

[Tisch]

All my friends are WhatsApping me asking what this miserable programme is about!

Mine have all DROPPED OFF already

 

[lolly]

He really is only marginally better looking than Rik Waller

 

[dmlaw]

I'd say that miserable is appropriate in the circumstances. I don't think I'd have wanted an upbeat show tonight. I'm even too unmotivated to go and get a top up of wine.

That isn't true.

 

[Penelope]

Fuck you. It was nice.

And I imagine that was ENTIRELY the same sentiment from the producers of this!

 

[win_the_game]

Given that this runs for another 1 hour and 20 minutes, can we ditch this shite and do a rewatch instead?

 

[Peekaboo]

So PODGY and DELICIOUS

 

[Lucille]

QUEEN!

 

[Madison]

They have matching noses.

 

[Soldi]

QUEEN!

Petition for her to be our SPOKESPERSON in 2021, live from her FRESHLY TRIMMED HEDGE

 

[ButterTart]

It’s put me right off!

You always think that pop stars live in mansions. It’s nice to know he’s had to make use of Help To Buy schemes just the same as the rest of us.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Can her Belarus have more of a RUSSIAN FACE?

 

[Peekaboo]

Who's this FINNISH ALT-RIGHT GAMER??!

 

[Ellie]

“He likes computer games”

 

[COB]

Aksel a member of the most persecuted of all minorities - GAMERS

 

[rocketstail]

The Finland singer looks like skinny John Candy.

 

[Madison]

Future serial killer.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fuck off not Erika

 

[wendy the Go_At]

Fucking hell, do we really have to sit through forty odd messages like this?

I'm pissed already so ib think it's all funny

 

[Madison]

Who’d ever have thought Finland could be boring.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Aksel is precious and I want to protect him from the big bad world.

 

[Raining on Me]

It's really sad that people will be watching this hoping to hear this year's songs and they get bland messages and worthless clips instead. No it was never going to be the same but it's so far off the mark and the pacing is AWFUL for some reason.