Eurovision: Europe Shine A Light (16 May 2020)

[Peekaboo]

This song remains A FUCKING MOMENT but the CORONAVIDEO is ruining the mood.

 

[Zu]

Oh fuck off with the MASKS and PRETENDING TO PLAY INSTRUMENTS!

 

[dmlaw]

I would have been on board for two hours of sad Eurovision songs over a montage of empty streets.

 

[Madison]

If we have to have another religious song, please make it Lordi.

 

[Lucille]

Please wear your mask except to play your trombone!

 

[Beverley]

That perf was nothing without the PRUSSIAN BLUE backing singers

 

[ButterTart]

North Macedonia was a lot calmer than I expected in his VT.

I also made the bold claim that the dark haired one from Serbia was the fittest. Having seen her in motion I’d like the rescind that claim.

 

[Soldi]

What?

Are you watching this SHAMBLES? You have better video editing skills than the DUTCH!

 

[Lucille]

Right now 300 million people are changing channels!

 

[AlgoAlex]

I'm not hating this new version of Molitva

I really like it and would quite like to visit Belgrade now.
i mean i’d quite like to visit GLOUCESTER right now so my standards have clearly dropped

 

[lolly]

I'm fully prepared for us to be getting a ABBA reunion in full hazmat suits from the ICU at St Göran's hospital now

 

[Lucille]

Why does the sound bed sound like who wants to be a millionaire?!?

 

[Peekaboo]

No Katrina, NO POINT!

 

[lolly]

I really like it and would quite lie to visit Belgrade now.
i mean i’d quite like to visit GLOUCESTER right now so my standards have clearly dropped

Quoted, because in years to come you're going to deny you ever said it.

 

[win_the_game]

Right now 300 million people are changing channels!

I certainly am! This is absolutely terrible.

The Dutchies have obviously made an effort but they really shouldn't have bothered.

 

[Zu]

Well this is easily the best bit so far but only because I like LIGHTS AND FLAGS

 

[wendy the Go_At]

This is lovely

 

[Madison]

Yerevan chose their fucking TV antenna?

 

[Alla]

Are you watching this SHAMBLES? You have better video editing skills than the DUTCH!

To be honest, giving the circumstances, it's a decent show!

 

[Soldi]

To be honest, giving the circumstances, it's a decent show!

We want to PARTY, not be told were all going to DIE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I quite liked the landmarks to be fair.

 

[D5K]

Well this is easily the best bit so far but only because I like LIGHTS AND FLAGS

I was just saying exactly that

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I just CANNOT with this program!

Who on earth is this meant to appeal to? God the BBC exec who bumped this up to prime time (that we were previously celebrating for doing so ) must be NERVOUSLY REFRESHING THEIR EMAIL right now

 

[Lucille]

This orchestral version is lovely, though in keeping with the theme of the evening, utterly miserable!

 

[AlgoAlex]

Quoted, because in years to come you're going to deny you ever said it.

Haha OMG i think i was hacked

 

[FetchFugly]

You know Sophie Ellis Bextor really could teach the EBU/the Dutch a thing or two in spreading LOCKDOWN MUSICAL JOY

 

[dmlaw]

We want to PARTY, not be told were all going to DIE

But we ARE all going to die.

 

[COB]

These photos

 

[ButterTart]

That Love Shine A Light thing was fucking lovely.

 

[Madison]

My mum is watching for some reason. She likes Serbia.

 

[Penelope]

The empty streets of Belgrade for some reason reminded me of @lolly's immortal description of the Vienna gay scene as "fat queens in furs eating cake". Thinking of them right now

 

[D5K]

I just CANNOT with this program!

Who on earth is this meant to appeal to? God the BBC exec who bumped this up to prime time (that we were previously celebrating for doing so ) must be NERVOUSLY REFRESHING THEIR EMAIL right now

This is the first time I’ve been glad the UK doesn’t take Eurovision as seriously as the rest of Europe.

 

[Lucille]

Omg just pictures of someone’s dogs!

 

[Alla]

We want to PARTY, not be told were all going to DIE

Oh I totally agree with you, I was talking about the editing and production

 

[ZenGiraffe]

My mum is watching for some reason. She likes Serbia.

Your mother has taste!

 

[Zu]

I just knew that the fabulous crappo voting on that SVT thing the other day was the grand finale we all wanted and needed and it would all be downhill from there

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Even Graham Norton knows this is a sack of old SHIT It must be taking every fibre of his being not to openly destroy it

 

[Madison]

My mum is watching for some reason. She likes Serbia.

Update: She might mean “Molitva”.

 

[Alla]

Oh Blas, what a QUEEN

 

[Penelope]

I propose we ELECTROCUTE WHOEVER VETOED THE SATELLITE LINK-UP IDEA