Eurovision: Europe Shine A Light (16 May 2020)

[lolly]

The empty streets of Belgrade for some reason reminded me of @lolly's immortal description of the Vienna gay scene as "fat queens in furs eating cake". Thinking of them right now

Are you quite sure I didn't say sachertorte?

 

[Soldi]

I presume Blas is a gay?

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Are we getting that much-promised Italy performance?!

The clip from earlier was NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

 

[ButterTart]

Is Edsilia going to sing Uncle John From The Hague please?

 

[Alla]

I propose we ELECTROCUTE WHOEVER VETOED THE SATELLITE LINK-UP IDEA

Specially when next year might be doing that.

 

[Zu]

I propose we ELECTROCUTE WHOEVER VETOED THE SATELLITE LINK-UP IDEA

Oh it would have been so flat and awful without an audience but still BETTER THAN THIS!

 

[FetchFugly]

Oh Blas, what a QUEEN

What a meticulously prepared 'DO.

 

[Penelope]

I would personally have covered Hatrið mun sigra as a continent-wide demonstration of love and unity. Maybe also Pia prosefhi

 

[dmlaw]

Does Albania think that you're not breathing whilst you're asleep?

 

[Alla]

Mind you, this all taped, doing this live would be a nightmare.

 

[ButterTart]

Graham thought Ireland might win. Bless him.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Isn't Lesley a lovely lesbian name?

 

[AlgoAlex]

This Ireland entry makes me think of Jessie J

 

[Penelope]

Oh it would have been so flat and awful without an audience but still BETTER THAN THIS!

Look if they can PIPE IN CROWD NOISE TO DROWN OUT THE TIPSY QUEENS BOOING RUSSIA AT EVERY TURN then they could've done the SAME FOR MY FANTASY VERSION

 

[lolly]

Ireland does love a Lesley

 

[Zu]

Mind you, this all taped, doing this live would be a nightmare.

Oh is it RECORDED? I feel EVEN MORE CHEATED!

 

[Alla]

I presume Blas is a gay?

Correct. He's out.

 

[FetchFugly]

Graham's gushing over Lesley.

 

[ButterTart]

Ooh was that Lake Bled?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Can we have a proper rewatch after this?

 

[lolly]

Oh is it RECORDED? I feel EVEN MORE CHEATED!

I know right - someone has actually APPROVED this?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

As an Athiest, I am confused by her advice.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

If only Albania had sent THIS BANGER instead of that wailing old toot



The youtube comments

 

[ButterTart]

Did she just say ‘put God first’?

 

[Tisch]

Is Edsilia going to sing Uncle John From The Hague please?

Completely forgot about this

 

[Alla]

I presume Blas is a gay?

He was in a 5 members boyband where only one of them was straight. Well, your regular boyband.

 

[Zu]

Slovenia

Maybe not the putting God first thing though (if I heard her correctly)

 

[Tisch]

Can we have a proper rewatch after this?

1999!

 

[AlgoAlex]

Ooh I wonder of that was Bohinj in Slovenia. Looks beautiful wherever it is

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh wow Slovenia with a lovely metaphor about masks!

 

[Lucille]

I can’t believe this is prime time television!!!

 

[Tisch]

Isn't Lesley a lovely lesbian name?

NEWS: I know a gay man called LES

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Did she just say ‘put God first’?

She did

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

"The main thing in this life is to put GOD FIRST!"

BYE SLOVENIA YOU BORING BITCH

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ew Austria

 

[AlgoAlex]

Rock M Sakura representing Austria

 

[D5K]

I was about to rob a bank but I’ll hold off now Vincent’s told me to obey the law

 

[lolly]

Did she just say ‘put God first’?

Is he a fucking frontline worker? The cunt can stand at the back of the queue like everyone else otherwise.

 

[Peekaboo]

"Tears getting sober"? What?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Rock M Sakura representing Austria

RACIST