Eurovision: Europe Shine A Light (16 May 2020)

[D5K]

I feel like this is one of those memes that starts

No-one:

 

[Soldi]

Breaking lockdown the CUNT

 

[Penelope]

I genuinely would have been more overjoyed to see the return of S!STERS

 

[Madison]

Well done for not switching into English.

 

[dmlaw]

Couldn't they have let Ilse go solo?

She'll only appear on Eurovision shows when she's performing with an unsettling man with bad hair.

 

[Peekaboo]

I'm loving this subpar German Dolly Parton number I have to say (I'm pretending the ginger German isn't there).

 

[ButterTart]

Thank God the EBU decided to flick itself off over forgotten legacy acts rather than actually spend any time on the poor bastards who were supposed to be competing this year. What scintillating television.

 

[lolly]

Disgusting

 

[Zu]

This is all fine and pleasingly AUF DEUTSCH obviously but it’s not WARTIME!

 

[ButterTart]

If Croatia isn’t going to bring the remix he needn’t fucking bother showing up.

 

[FetchFugly]

It feel so good, so great. DOES IT?

 

[Soldi]

I’ve not missed the ITALIAN SNIPPET have I?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Greece and their hot Banana Product Placement.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Well you lot liked the COMMON LINNETS

 

[ButterTart]

The BBC show was genuinely a more fitting celebration than this.

 

[Zu]

subpar German Dolly Parton number

 

[Alla]

The fact that you don't feel like watching a live show is awful.

 

[lolly]

IF YOU CAN DREAM IT YOU CAN DO IT

try that in court

 

[Soldi]

Well you lot liked the COMMON LINNETS

Because CURLY GINGER wasn’t part of it

 

[FetchFugly]

Stefania is a precocious young lady isn't she?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Greece seems to be sure there will be Eurovision next year

 

[ButterTart]

Well you lot liked the COMMON LINNETS

Netherphobe.

 

[Madison]

My mum thinks the German duo was plagiarising something.

 

[Penelope]

GET NICOLE TO COVER FUCKING HATARI

OR GET HATARI TO COVER FUCKING EIN BISSCHEN FRIEDEN!

 

[Madison]

GET NICOLE TO COVER FUCKING HATARI

OR GET HATARI TO COVER FUCKING EIN BISSCHEN FRIEDEN!

I think Hatari are personae non gratae when it comes to the EBU.

 

[D5K]

I’ve not missed the ITALIAN SNIPPET have I?

I don't know, they had two minutes of him doing something completely different!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

WHERE IS THE ITALIAN PERFORMANCE WE WERE PROMISED

 

[COB]

Prison, honey.

 

[Alla]

I'm going to THROW UP with some of those messages. Seriously.

 

[ButterTart]

“The greatest lorry you live in is not folding”

Words to live by from Polish lass there.

 

[Madison]

This poor lady lost her chance to redeem herself.

 

[lolly]

Something about rising and falling what?

 

[Zu]

Oh look at Natalia trying to come on like LOBODA in her canary leotard!

 

[Dark Carnival]

YAS MOLDOVA

 

[FetchFugly]

The ones that try to relate Covid to their song really are the fucking worst.

 

[Penelope]

I think Hatari are personae non gratae when it comes to the EBU.

Could they not have had the decency (nay, DIGNITY) to deploy it for ROXEN?!

 

[Raining on Me]

Yay for not-Moldovan dictactor's wife and her complete inability to perform anything. God out of everything I feel mortified that we'll miss that on the big stage

"Priiissonnnnn!!!!"

*voice fails every note despite NOT MOVING AN INCH*

 

[Beverley]

They really could have done something far more interesting and creative than this

 

[Alla]

Hi Sandro

 

[GNL]

Loving all these live laugh love platitudes in broken English.