Eurovision: Europe Shine A Light (16 May 2020)

[Penelope]

Eli & Nikki? The most irrelevant winners ever also made it in this

AGOG Ell still hasn't been melted down for cat food!

 

[Soldi]

CAROL

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Helena Paparizou with a rather modest looking garden set up

 

[D5K]

Also how did Sergey get into that lineup?

 

[Beverley]

Which one do you mean? Bandido?

YES! I'm going to find it after this trash

 

[ButterTart]

Jesus, look at Bjorn. Is his message just going to be that he wants the ring back off those nasty hobbitses?

 

[Ellie]

Oh Malta sounds nice.

 

[Peekaboo]

The masks in this video are PROPHETIC!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fucking Bjorn. That Eurovision can't even get one of the girls on camera phone.

I bet Ag still has a landline

 

[Zu]

It’s taken me this long to realise that Malta is actually NOT BAD AT ALL!

 

[ButterTart]

Graham Norton has fucking shocking taste in music.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Graham Norton has fucking shocking taste in music.

You must relate.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

GUTTED for Malta tbh. They really threw everything at this song.

Could have been a surprise top 3 finisher!

 

[Penelope]

Helena Paparizou with a rather modest looking garden set up

Darling - did you REALLY expect Greek radio royalties to cover something detached?

 

[Jacques]

Excuse me Graham but Destiny has ALREADY represented her country on a bigger stage than THIS

 

[Alla]

YES! I'm going to find it after this trash

Here it is, you need to watch this later:

 

[Madison]

Still going with the clown theme. Hmmm.

 

[FetchFugly]

Less speaking Uku, more shirtless performances.

 

[Lucille]

Oh bless Montaigne paying to produce this live performance only to get it shown for 30 seconds.

 

[Madison]

Excuse me Graham but Destiny has ALREADY represented her country on a bigger stage than THIS

She’s an Olympian?

 

[Soldi]

GUTTED for Malta tbh. They really threw everything at this song.

Could have been a surprise top 3 finisher!

They throw EVERYTHING at it every year and always finish SIXTEENTH

 

[dmlaw]

Excuse me Graham but Destiny has ALREADY represented her country on a bigger stage than THIS

X Factor Malta?

 

[ButterTart]

Montaigne’s garden is a proper tip. State of that fence.

 

[Peekaboo]

What's with all the AM DRAM INTERPRETATIVE DANCING in this year's Eurovision? Loreen was a million years ago, move on!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Darling - did you REALLY expect Greek radio royalties to cover something detached?

I was genuinely gagged by the presence of a WALL!

 

[Lucille]

Go_a is coming back!

 

[Penelope]

She’s an Olympian?

She's been a Eurovision backing singer

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG!!!!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

OH FUCK OFF AUSTRALIA! Hate this shit so much.

 

[Dark Carnival]

RAVEN QUEEN!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

DOUZE

 

[Alla]

Bravo Go_a not giving a shit about speaking English

 

[Raining on Me]

Fabulous Ukrainian shrill noise

 

[Soldi]

 

[ButterTart]

Still going with the clown theme. Hmmm.

I thought she was supposed to be Switzerland 2016.

 

[SDF]

Excuse me Graham but Destiny has ALREADY represented her country on a bigger stage than THIS

X Factor Malta was a far reaching international event

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

OMG Raven woman is BACK next year!

AN ICON!

 

[Zu]

Go_A and also

And BACK NEXT YEAR!

 

[lolly]

Raven Queen can't be arsed to bother with English

 

[Dark Carnival]

whatever she said!