Eurovision: Europe Shine A Light (16 May 2020)

[Dark Carnival]

SAY YES SAY YES!

 

[lolly]

Denmark sure has NMTop40 appeal

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I'm pissing myself for NO REASON WHATSOEVER with raven woman making an appearance on BBC One

 

[Madison]

What kind of sick Danes use imperial measurements?

 

[dmlaw]

I approve Ukraine not bothering with English. France is a cunt for the very same reason.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Denmark being POSITIVE I knew I was right to like them!

 

[Lucille]

Omg why wouldn’t they show the full version of the Italian perf!

 

[Zu]

Oh what? They’re not showing the whole thing? (!!!!!)

 

[Dark Carnival]

I approve Ukraine not bothering with English. France is a cunt for the very same reason.

Fuck you

 

[Penelope]

What's with all the AM DRAM INTERPRETATIVE DANCING in this year's Eurovision? Loreen was a million years ago, move on!

Oh darling it's much less dear than getting in an LED WALL DOING THE DOCTOR WHO SEQUENCE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm now convinced Italy would have won.

 

[Madison]

If we don’t get full Iceland, we don’t get full Italy. Know your place.

 

[Soldi]

OMG GUYS IM CRYING

 

[FetchFugly]

Nearly done

 

[Zu]

Fucking show it ALL NOW!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Oh so the amazing looking Italian performance is YOUTUBE ONLY

GREAT DECISION THERE GUYS!

 

[Alla]

Wait, that much anticipated performance by Italy was THAT?

 

[lolly]

BEREFT

UTTERLY CHEATED

 

[Ellie]

Is this some kind of Armenian Rihanna/Beyoncé hybrid?

 

[Raining on Me]

I'm now convinced Italy would have won.

Yeah I was coming around to that despite it not being on my radar for weeks

 

[ButterTart]

Kicking the arse out of these chain and diamond metaphors.

 

[dmlaw]

Fuck you

If his song was in French it would have been fine. I object to him singing that horrible billigual mess and then pandering to the French language people in his message.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I legit preferred the BBC show.

 

[ButterTart]

I legit preferred the BBC show.

Yeah, it was so much more straightforward and actually about the music.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I legit preferred the BBC show.

Which are words I never thought I'd say about the BBC and Eurovision.

 

[Raining on Me]

Wait, is there some kind of vote in this? I mean you can't even HEAR THE SONGS properly!

 

[Alla]

Is this some kind of Armenian Rihanna/Beyoncé hybrid?

We'll never know.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Oh so the amazing looking Italian performance is YOUTUBE ONLY

GREAT DECISION THERE GUYS!

omg it's not even ON the youtube channel yet..!

 

[lolly]

oh please, you can RARELY SHUT BJORN UP

 

[Madison]

Is Bjorn really camera shy?

 

[Penelope]

I do declare Chains On You to be the slut monogamy anthem of the year and plan to record a choral version for performances at weddings and prenups

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Bjorn would turn up at the unravelling of an ABBA poster.

 

[Ellie]

JUST Bjorn?

 

[Jacques]

Nice to see the Dutch save the best song until last

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Chains On You really is THAT BITCH

HURT ME!

 

[Soldi]

Nice to see the Dutch save the best song until last

*After Italy

 

[lolly]

has Bjorn got a touch of THE PALSY?

 

[ButterTart]

Oh Bjorn. Nobody gives a shit about your shit grandchildren.

 

[Zu]

Fuck you

Did I like your post earlier regarding the French complaining about there being no français in this (cough) extravaganza? I certainly MEANT TO if I didn’t

 

[Madison]

If Björn founds a religion, sign me up.