Eurovision Midweek Rewatch: Millstreet, 1993 (2000 BST 06.05.20)

[Madison]

We can't win

We're only 11 behind.

 

[lolly]

As I say, she's spent 30 years fighting her battle with family sized slabs of chocolate.

I hope she had a rough menopause

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Down to the last vote!

 

[Soldi]

Oh DROWN YOURSELF MALTA

 

[dmlaw]

That's it. Send a gunboat. Forces sweetheart Sonia straddling the big cannon.

 

[Dark Carnival]

And nothing for the UK?

 

[Madison]

Fucking Malta.

 

[Penelope]

There are other pictures. Paywall etc.

I'm not PAYING for Finnoula's ONLYFANS!

 

[COB]

That was so tight!!

 

[ButterTart]

Stupid fucking Malta.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm not PAYING for Finnoula's ONLYFANS!

@ButterTart is

 

[Lucille]

Oh DROWN YOURSELF MALTA

They’ll send a 12 for any of our shit except when we actually NEED IT.

 

[D5K]

It's all political.

 

[Madison]

This is why, if 1993 is the first Eurovision you watched all the way live, you get hooked for life.

 

[Lucille]

And nothing for the UK?

CUNTS!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That was so tight!!

The only tight thing here!

 

[ButterTart]

I thought she was taking her earrings off then because Sonia had challenged her to a fight.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fuck of Ireland

 

[Tisch]

Malta usually give UK 12 no? They must have thought that was a possibility right up to that very last moment. How EXCITING!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I need a comfort break before the Drunk Rewatch. When is it starting?

 

[lolly]

almost enough to make me wonder what that fat dead cunt Terry Wogan would have made of it

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Get that football chanting BULLSHIT AWAY!

 

[dmlaw]

I'm not PAYING for Finnoula's ONLYFANS!

You don't want to see her COMELY UDDERS swinging in the breeze?

 

[ButterTart]

@ButterTart is

I like a woman with an unusually muscular face.

 

[Zu]

THAT was why I couldn’t bear to watch it. God I HATE MALTA. They all DESERVE TO DIE!

 

[Penelope]

You don't want to see her COMELY UDDERS swinging in the breeze?

I'll take EUROCOW for THAT thank you very MUCH!

 

[Madison]

Did they remember to show the final scoreboard?

 

[COB]

Ooh a dramatic ONE OFF PIECE!

 

[ButterTart]

The trophy looks like a perspex Cheese String.

 

[dmlaw]

Fuck off Ireland. Where are the UVF when you need them?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The shit balloons!

 

[Iguana]

Bet she got a good shag after this

I was right

 

[COB]

Linda offloading the trophy quickly before her next round of the shakes.

 

[Penelope]

THAT was why I couldn’t bear to watch it. God I HATE MALTA. They all DESERVE TO DIE!

Oh but what about CLAUDETTE PACE and HER THAT DID CARAVAGGIO!

And HER THAT DID WODKA! And HER that did WERTIGO!!

 

[lolly]

why did Linda Martin take hair inspiration from Slade?

 

[Penelope]

Always a SPECIALLY MADE TROPHY

GIVE THEM A GLASS STATUETTE OF FUCKING CAROL HAGGBITS

 

[Suomi]

Malta get their comeuppance in 1998 when they are in exactly the same situation and the last jury, Croatia, give Chiara NOTHING AT ALL

 

[Madison]

So weird that they don't interview the winner.

 

[Iguana]

"We hope we see you in Ireland fairly soon"

Talk about NOT ABLE TO IMPROVISE

 

[Zu]

And TEN for Luxembourg! They obviously gave Chiara a bag of crisps to go and look at the telly and report back so they could swiftly recalibrate the votes after PRETENDING THEY COULDN’T GET THROUGH!