Eurovision Midweek Rewatch: Tel Aviv, 2019 (2100 BST 13.05.20)

[Soldi]

I don't like his TEETH

At least he hasn’t got a GAP like ME

 

[Penelope]

08 Malta
10/00 Albania
04 Czech Republic
11/-1 Germany
03 Russia
00 Denmark
10 San Marino
01 North Macedonia
07 Sweden
09 Slovenia
11 Cyprus
08 Netherlands

 

[Soldi]

06 Malta
08 Albania
04 Czechia
01 Germany
03 Russia
07 Denmark
11 San Marino
07 North Macedonia
10 Sweden
08 Slovenia
08 Cyprus
08 Netherlands

 

[Penelope]

Ugh, not this GREEK TAMPON ADVERT

 

[Penelope]

FUCK OFF JESSIE J

 

[Dark Carnival]

At least he hasn’t got a GAP like ME

Clearly not just the TEETH that are GAPING.

 

[ButterTart]

The Dutch know how to sell a song with staging, don't they? All the more baffling that Waylon's slave auction calamity was allowed to happen.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I quite like this

 

[Penelope]

That ball getting brought out from the back

 

[Dark Carnival]

BURNING FEEELING INSIIIIIDE

 

[ButterTart]

Much prefer the song to Arcade, but the staging is genuinely unfortunate.

 

[Penelope]

She looks weirdly like Aja, actually

 

[GNL]

The vocals are not pleasant.

 

[Madison]

I like the fencing

 

[Madison]

She looks weirdly like Aja, actually

What a horrible thing to say.

 

[win_the_game]

Did no one in the Greek delegation think to tell her singing like you've swallowed your tongue sounds terrible?

 

[Soldi]

I remember this being a FAVOURITE pre-contest

 

[ButterTart]

That thing they're dancing in front of looks like a tombstone from the side.

 

[Madison]

I admire her art.

 

[Penelope]

Those shrewish backing singers! God, this is horrible!

 

[Dark Carnival]

06 Malta
04 Albania
01 Czech Republic
00 Germany
04 Russia
04 Denmark
00 San Marino
02 Macedonia
00 Sweden
10 Slovenia
08 Cyprus
08 Netherlands
07 Greece

 

[GNL]

Ribbon twirling intensifies.

 

[Penelope]

08 Malta
10/00 Albania
04 Czech Republic
11/-1 Germany
03 Russia
00 Denmark
10 San Marino
01 North Macedonia
07 Sweden
09 Slovenia
11 Cyprus
03 Greece

 

[Dark Carnival]

The show really got better with Sebi

 

[Madison]

35 Malta
60 Albania
70 Czech Republic
03 Germany
20 Russia
05 Denmark
01 San Marino
55 North Macedonia
64 Sweden
37 Slovenia
76 Cyprus
83 The Netherlands
57 Greece

 

[Soldi]

06 Malta
08 Albania
04 Czechia
01 Germany
03 Russia
07 Denmark
11 San Marino
07 North Macedonia
10 Sweden
08 Slovenia
08 Cyprus
08 Netherlands
06 Greece If only she just stood there and SANG IT

 

[Dark Carnival]

OH DEAR BYE WINE REFILL

 

[Penelope]

OMG YAY FOR THIS HORRENDOUS ISRAELI NONCE

 

[win_the_game]

I just can't with this queen.

 

[win_the_game]

Kobi is a complete bottom pig isn't he. @Penelope to confirm.

 

[Soldi]

I like this

 

[Madison]

Freddie Mercury died for this?!

 

[Penelope]

Kobi is a complete bottom pig isn't he. @Penelope to confirm.

Top that cries I reckon

 

[Penelope]

Freddie Mercury died for this?!

No, just Ben Gurion

 

[Penelope]

No, just Ben Gurion

Well, maybe not just Ben Gurion.

 

[ButterTart]

I actually do like the 'I am someone' bit.

 

[GNL]

This perf is so DRAB. Did they spend all the budget on DARE TO DREAM fighter jets?

 

[Dark Carnival]

ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT

 

[Madison]

Why are they showing so much of his face?

 

[Penelope]

This perf is so DRAB. Did they spend all the budget on DARE TO DREAM fighter jets?

You think they wanted even the FAINTEST CHANCE of winning again after the amount they spent on DARE TO DREAM fighter jets?!