Eurovision Midweek Rewatch: Tel Aviv, 2019 (2100 BST 13.05.20)

[Dark Carnival]

06 Malta
04 Albania
01 Czech Republic

 

[Madison]

35 Malta
60 Albania
70 Czech Republic

 

[Soldi]

06 Malta
08 Albania
04 Czechia

 

[ButterTart]

He had some gnashers on him.

 

[Penelope]

08 Malta
10/00 Albania
04 Czech Republic

 

[Madison]

Is it okay to go ahead and give them the 00 now? #DEU

 

[Dark Carnival]

OH HERE WE GO GIRLS

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is it okay to go ahead and give them the 00 now? #GER

NO LISTEN

 

[ButterTart]

Now don't fucking start, alright?

 

[Penelope]

Ever since @VoR pointed out the Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? theme in the lyrics to this, I refuse to believe there wasn't an attempted drowning at some point in that German postcard.

 

[Soldi]

I might start putting EXCLAMATION MARKS in my own NAME

LEW!S

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm out of wine but I JUST CAN'T LEAVE RIGHT NOW! I CAN'T!

 

[Madison]

What other eponymous Eurovision entries are there?

Copycat...

 

[Penelope]

I have very fond memories of a friend of mine at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern pre-contest listening party losing his shit to this, while a couple of aged bears behind us tutted and shook their heads at him and spoke disapprovingly of the "utter DOG of a song"

 

[Soldi]

Oh I’m OFF FOR A SHIT, FUCK THEM TWO

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh look at the queens chatting in the front row not giving a shit about these two literally 1 meter away from them

 

[Penelope]

What other eponymous Eurovision entries are there?

Copycat...

Dschingis Khan

 

[win_the_game]

a couple of aged bears behind us tutted and shook their heads at him and spoke disapprovingly of the "utter DOG of a song"

They weren't lying!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh I’m OFF FOR A SHIT, FUCK THEM TWO

A S!STER inspired SH!T

 

[Dark Carnival]

06 Malta
04 Albania
01 Czech Republic
00 Germany

 

[Madison]

Oh - Love City Groove

 

[Penelope]

08 Malta
10/00 Albania
04 Czech Republic
11/-1 Germany

 

[Dark Carnival]

LET ME RIM YOU SERGEY!

 

[Penelope]

MURDER ME SERGE!

 

[ButterTart]

What other eponymous Eurovision entries are there?

Copycat...

Love City Groove

 

[Madison]

35 Malta
60 Albania
70 Czech Republic
pi Germany

 

[Madison]

Eurgh - this guy again.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Sorry loves but this song is shit

 

[Beverley]

Shut up and get UNDRESSED Sergey

 

[Soldi]

06 Malta
08 Albania
04 Czechia
01 Germany

 

[ButterTart]

Look, I know Sister was shit but it was really, really good. I can't understand the contempt for it, it's no less embarrassing or more OTT than the hot shit we're watching now.

 

[Madison]

Cheap monitors

 

[Soldi]

The fact that HE got to take part again but we never saw UNO is a FUCKING FARCE

 

[Penelope]

Yeah he's really the only remotely enjoyable thing about all this.

 

[win_the_game]

What a dreadful start. They really loaded this part of the show with utter dreck

 

[Penelope]

God he could piss on me any time he liked though

 

[Madison]

Utter pants

 

[ButterTart]

Who was it on here that said this staging was a representation of Sergey being trapped in the closet?

 

[Penelope]

I mean WHAT was the rationale for thinking that would win?!

 

[Madison]

35 Malta
60 Albania
70 Czech Republic
03 Germany
20 Russia