Eurovision Midweek Rewatch: Tel Aviv, 2019 (2100 BST 13.05.20)

[Dark Carnival]

06 Malta
04 Albania
01 Czech Republic
00 Germany
04 Russia

 

[Penelope]

08 Malta
10/00 Albania
04 Czech Republic
11/-1 Germany
03 Russia

 

[Dark Carnival]

Jean-Paul

 

[VoR]

Scream falls into the Miracle (Romania 2014) trap of being quite clearly written with the sole purpose of winning the Eurovision Song Contest, but ultimately falling far short of good enough to have any prospect of doing so.

 

[Soldi]

I LOVE ZE EUROVISION SHOW

 

[Penelope]

What on EARTH was Jean-Paul doing here this year? Just in town for the evening?

 

[Soldi]

06 Malta
08 Albania
04 Czechia
01 Germany
03 Russia

 

[Penelope]

Good lord they really DID pile all the crud at the front this year

 

[Madison]

I forgot about this emetic three minutes.

 

[Soldi]

Oh I LOVED LEONORA

 

[Dark Carnival]

Omg this EVIL EVIL song!

 

[Penelope]

Hope she dies at the end this time round

 

[Dark Carnival]

There's something DEEPLY sinister in the way she sings LOVE IS FOREVER

 

[Penelope]

There's something very fixed about her stare. Like she's chopping me up for chum in her head as we speak.

 

[ButterTart]

This dead eyed bitch. The way she stares at the camera, I keep expecting her to say 'hello, Clarice'.

 

[Madison]

Why can’t everyone just love each other?

 

[Penelope]

FALL AND BREAK YOUR SKULL!

 

[Madison]

Bitch - everything is political.

 

[win_the_game]

.

 

[ButterTart]

There's something DEEPLY sinister in the way she sings LOVE IS FOREVER

That chill you feel is her stealing your soul.

 

[Penelope]

Why can’t everyone just love each other?

Because hate and loathing is more fun.

 

[Madison]

The Beverley Allitt of the 2019 contest.

 

[ButterTart]

Thieving bastards robbed Hera Bjork's best chair.

 

[Madison]

Time to introduce a three language rule.

 

[win_the_game]

Surely Mossad had a couple of snipers that could have taken her out. That would have been worth voting for.

 

[Dark Carnival]

06 Malta
04 Albania
01 Czech Republic
00 Germany
04 Russia
04 Denmark

 

[Penelope]

 

[Madison]

Let Denmark be cursed for 20 years.

 

[ButterTart]

The Beverley Allitt of the 2019 contest.

I can see the similarities. This is Munchausen's by music.

 

[Madison]

35 Malta
60 Albania
70 Czech Republic
03 Germany
20 Russia
05 Denmark

 

[Soldi]

06 Malta
08 Albania
04 Czechia
01 Germany
03 Russia
07 Denmark MODERN ART

 

[Dark Carnival]

Surely Mossad had a couple of snipers that could have taken her out. That would have been worth voting for.

Even Mossad wouldn't dare to mess with this cold bitch

 

[Penelope]

Oh THANK FUCKING PISS for this old queen!

08 Malta
10/00 Albania
04 Czech Republic
11/-1 Germany
03 Russia
00 Denmark

 

[GNL]

That 'Love is Forever' song made me sick to my stomach

 

[win_the_game]

DADDY SERHAT

 

[Dark Carnival]

OH DEAR!

 

[Soldi]

Was SURIE one of the backing singers?

 

[Penelope]

Imagine this baked old turtle sidling up to you on a night out. I wouldn't tell him to fuck off for one

 

[Soldi]

And wasn’t this TOP TEN on Televotes or something ridiculous?

 

[win_the_game]

The lack of DIGNITY or SHAME shown by those backing dancers.