Eurovision Midweek Rewatch: Tel Aviv, 2019 (2100 BST 13.05.20)

[Penelope]

who we?

UK

 

[GNL]

Confusing weather there. You wouldn't know whether to wear a scarf.

 

[Penelope]

08 Malta
10/00 Albania
04 Czech Republic
11/-1 Germany
03 Russia
00 Denmark
10 San Marino
01 North Macedonia
07 Sweden
09 Slovenia
11 Cyprus
03 Greece
10 Israel
12455 Norway
08 United Kingdom
12455 Iceland
04 Estonia
11 Belarus
11 Azerbaijan
09 France
11 Italy
09 Serbia

 

[Dark Carnival]

06 Malta
04 Albania
01 Czech Republic
00 Germany
04 Russia
04 Denmark
00 San Marino
02 Macedonia
00 Sweden
10 Slovenia
08 Cyprus
08 Netherlands
07 Greece
00 Israel
10 Norway
02 UK
11 Iceland
04 Estonia
07 Belarus
05 Azerbaijan
09 France
10 Italy
02 Serbia

 

[Soldi]

who we?

I meant the U.K. TELEVOTE

 

[Penelope]

Oh it's Luca HENNY!

 

[Madison]

35 Malta
60 Albania
70 Czech Republic
03 Germany
20 Russia
05 Denmark
01 San Marino
55 North Macedonia
64 Sweden
37 Slovenia
76 Cyprus
83 The Netherlands
57 Greece
36 Israel
92 Norway
10 United Kingdom
87 Iceland
07 Estonia
62 Belarus
61 Azerbaijan
58 France
95 Italy
15 Serbia

 

[Soldi]

08 France
10394940304404 Italy
08 Serbia

 

[Dark Carnival]

I meant the U.K. TELEVOTE

oh

 

[win_the_game]

Have you seen the SANREMO ARCHIVE on TWITTER?

I have indeed although I have the full perfs from 2016 onwards.

 

[Penelope]

 

[Soldi]

I have indeed although I have the full perfs from 2016 onwards.

OMG send them pls

 

[Dark Carnival]

Would obviously rim this queen

 

[Soldi]

Now this WAS THE TITS

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Penelope]

This would've won most years pre-2016.

 

[ButterTart]

This is far, far too good to be the Swiss entrant.

 

[Soldi]

This seemed like the MOST OBVIOUS winner on the night

 

[Penelope]

Oh go on, have another.

 

[Penelope]

God INCREDIBLE last minute

08 Malta
10/00 Albania
04 Czech Republic
11/-1 Germany
03 Russia
00 Denmark
10 San Marino
01 North Macedonia
07 Sweden
09 Slovenia
11 Cyprus
03 Greece
10 Israel
12455 Norway
08 United Kingdom
12455 Iceland
04 Estonia
11 Belarus
11 Azerbaijan
09 France
11 Italy
09 Serbia
11 Switzerland

 

[Dark Carnival]

06 Malta
04 Albania
01 Czech Republic
00 Germany
04 Russia
04 Denmark
00 San Marino
02 Macedonia
00 Sweden
10 Slovenia
08 Cyprus
08 Netherlands
07 Greece
00 Israel
10 Norway
02 UK
11 Iceland
04 Estonia
07 Belarus
05 Azerbaijan
09 France
10 Italy
02 Serbia
07 Switzerland

 

[Soldi]

08 France
10394940304404 Italy
08 Serbia
10 Switzerland

 

[Madison]

35 Malta
60 Albania
70 Czech Republic
03 Germany
20 Russia
05 Denmark
01 San Marino
55 North Macedonia
64 Sweden
37 Slovenia
76 Cyprus
83 The Netherlands
57 Greece
36 Israel
92 Norway
10 United Kingdom
87 Iceland
07 Estonia
62 Belarus
61 Azerbaijan
58 France
95 Italy
15 Serbia
94 Switzerland

 

[Dark Carnival]

THIS BITCH

 

[Soldi]

TEL AWIW

 

[Penelope]

08 France
10394940304404 Italy
08 Serbia
10 Switzerland

You could just GO BACK A FEW PAGES and find the rest

 

[GNL]

Yaaas! This was my fave non Hatari entrant.

 

[Soldi]

You could just GO BACK A FEW PAGES and find the rest

I CANT BE ARSED

 

[Penelope]

LOVE this extraterrestrial nonsense

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm going to try to remain objective

 

[Dark Carnival]

She's already annoying me!

 

[ButterTart]

Not one song in 2020 was anywhere close to being as fun or effervescent as She Got Me. The closest approximation was Violent Thing, and that really didn't hold a candle to it.

 

[Dark Carnival]

The vocals!!

 

[GNL]

I really do hate the ropey screen effects though.

 

[Penelope]

LUDICROUS GIMMICK

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh here we go with this SHIT ON A STICK gimmick

 

[Madison]

That Earth is shite. Get rid.

 

[Soldi]

She's already annoying me!

The vocals!!

Oh RING YOUR NECK IN you MARDY OLD MAN

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Penelope]

Not one song in 2020 was anywhere close to being as fun or effervescent as She Got Me. The closest approximation was Violent Thing, and that really didn't hold a candle to it.

UNO

 

[ButterTart]

Fuck me this staging was FANTASTIC.