Eurovision Midweek Rewatch: Tel Aviv, 2019 (2100 BST 13.05.20)

[Dark Carnival]

IT'S FUCKING RIDICULOUS !!

 

[Penelope]

That Earth is shite. Get rid.

I believe a cleansing process is underway.

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG!!! !!

 

[Dark Carnival]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

 

[Penelope]

RIDICULOUS

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG

 

[ButterTart]

UNO

That's forced fun, it wants you to notice it and go 'OMG SO QUIRKY'. She Got Me was just an unapologetic banger.

 

[Madison]

The side view is glorious

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG THE STICKS!!! !!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I CAAAAAAN'T!!!!

 

[Madison]

I was so scared she would drop the mic.

 

[Dark Carnival]

DOUZE!!

 

[Penelope]

AGOG

08 Malta
10/00 Albania
04 Czech Republic
11/-1 Germany
03 Russia
00 Denmark
10 San Marino
01 North Macedonia
07 Sweden
09 Slovenia
11 Cyprus
03 Greece
10 Israel
12455 Norway
08 United Kingdom
12455 Iceland
04 Estonia
11 Belarus
11 Azerbaijan
09 France
11 Italy
09 Serbia
11 Switzerland
11 Australia

 

[Penelope]

THAT! IS! EUROVISION!!!

 

[Soldi]

08 France
10394940304404 Italy
08 Serbia
10 Switzerland
10 Australia

Honestly what a FANTASTIC final quarter

 

[ButterTart]

Kate looks like a really young Betty White.

 

[Madison]

35 Malta
60 Albania
70 Czech Republic
03 Germany
20 Russia
05 Denmark
01 San Marino
55 North Macedonia
64 Sweden
37 Slovenia
76 Cyprus
83 The Netherlands
57 Greece
36 Israel
92 Norway
10 United Kingdom
87 Iceland
07 Estonia
62 Belarus
61 Azerbaijan
58 France
95 Italy
15 Serbia
94 Switzerland
74 Australia

 

[Dark Carnival]

06 Malta
04 Albania
01 Czech Republic
00 Germany
04 Russia
04 Denmark
00 San Marino
02 Macedonia
00 Sweden
10 Slovenia
08 Cyprus
08 Netherlands
07 Greece
00 Israel
10 Norway
02 UK
11 Iceland
04 Estonia
07 Belarus
05 Azerbaijan
09 France
10 Italy
02 Serbia
07 Switzerland
06/11 Australia

 

[Penelope]

God I forgot how incredible this final stretch was!

 

[Soldi]

DOUZE!!

You’ve CHANGED

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG THIS HOT SUN OF A BITCH

 

[Dark Carnival]

STRANGLE ME YOU THUG

 

[Dark Carnival]

PISS IN MY HOLE

 

[ButterTart]

This one was ruined by its staging. Fucking belter of a song, mind.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'M JUST A HOLE SIR!!!

 

[Penelope]

Supernaturally handsome AND a banger. MARRY ME MIKI

 

[Dark Carnival]

Sorrry girls I'm voting with my COCK

DOUZE

 

[Madison]

17 children died in a hospital in Córdoba because they sent that robot to Tel Aviv.

 

[GNL]

STRANGLE ME YOU THUG

THUG

 

[Dark Carnival]

Supernaturally handsome AND a banger. MARRY ME MIKI

MOVE OVER CUNT

 

[Penelope]

17 children died in a hospital in Córdoba because they sent that robot to Tel Aviv.

Yeah, but they deserved it.

 

[Dark Carnival]

SI SI SENOR!!!

 

[Penelope]

The best Spanish entry in YEARS

08 Malta
10/00 Albania
04 Czech Republic
11/-1 Germany
03 Russia
00 Denmark
10 San Marino
01 North Macedonia
07 Sweden
09 Slovenia
11 Cyprus
03 Greece
10 Israel
12455 Norway
08 United Kingdom
12455 Iceland
04 Estonia
11 Belarus
11 Azerbaijan
09 France
11 Italy
09 Serbia
11 Switzerland
11 Australia
12455 Spain

 

[Penelope]

God HOW am I suppose to rank all of those!

 

[Dark Carnival]

FUCKING HELL I'VE JUST HAD MULTIPLE ORGASMS

 

[Madison]

35 Malta
60 Albania
70 Czech Republic
03 Germany
20 Russia
05 Denmark
01 San Marino
55 North Macedonia
64 Sweden
37 Slovenia
76 Cyprus
83 The Netherlands
57 Greece
36 Israel
92 Norway
10 United Kingdom
87 Iceland
07 Estonia
62 Belarus
61 Azerbaijan
58 France
95 Italy
15 Serbia
94 Switzerland
74 Australia
72 Spain

 

[Penelope]

LOVE how off the chain the green room was by this point

 

[Dark Carnival]

LCHAIIIM

 

[Madison]

 

[Dark Carnival]

06 Malta
04 Albania
01 Czech Republic
00 Germany
04 Russia
04 Denmark
00 San Marino
02 Macedonia
00 Sweden
10 Slovenia
08 Cyprus
08 Netherlands
07 Greece
00 Israel
10 Norway
02 UK
11 Iceland
04 Estonia
07 Belarus
05 Azerbaijan
09 France
10 Italy
02 Serbia
07 Switzerland
06 Australia
07 Spain