Eurovision Rewatch: 1981 Dublin (11:30 BST 18/04)

[Dark Carnival]

Portugal DEAD aged 31 in a Nissan van.

Seriously? Stop toying with my emotions!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'd fuck him.

 

[ButterTart]

Add Carlos to the dead list.

I said earlier this would be a bloodbath.

 

[Lucille]

I was telling the truth.

 

[Soldi]

Portugal always UNDERRATED

 

[lolly]

06 Austria
08 Turkey
06 Germany
04 Luxembourg
09 Israel
10 Denmark
05 Yugoslavia
00 Finland
07 France
08 Spain
05 Netherlands
07 Ireland
05 Norway
09 United Kingdom
10 Portugal

 

[Soldi]

I said earlier this would be a bloodbath.

 

[COB]

The head nod at the end brought to mind SHADY LADY.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fun fact: Jay Aston was drink driving and killed this man.

 

[ButterTart]

I'd fuck him.

I wouldn't have thought he'd put up much resistance these days.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm actually sad now

 

[octophone]

Fun fact: Jay Aston was drink driving and killed this man.

She'd have done it sober, had time allowed.

 

[Tisch]

I love her, but she's clearly a cunt

Shes the sort of neighbor who would HAVE YOU FOR AN INCH OF BUSH I'm sure but I'm sure there was one of them who to this day still wont tour with them but insists on royalties of some sort. And the other woman is a MASSIVE RACIST. But we don't talk about that.

 

[Soldi]

“Best legs in the competition” FUCK OFF

 

[ButterTart]

"Best legs in the contest"

Okay I'm listening, you'd best not just be a drunken Irish lech who'd say that about anyone, though.

 

[Madison]

65 Autechre
32 Dinde
72 République démocratique allemande
21 Luxemburg
79 Isräel
75 Danmarke
50 Yougoslavie
04 Finlande
61 Frankreich
06 Spainlande
25 Pays des Basket
67 Irelande
69 Norvége
90 La Roum Anie
82 Point de Galle

 

[Soldi]

"Best legs in the contest"

Okay I'm listening, you'd best not just be a drunken Irish lech who'd say that about anyone, though.

Don’t listen to that misogynistic prick my love

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She'd have done it sober, had time allowed.

Jay Aston sober is a nightmare. Drunk is a body count.

 

[Suomi]

New
12 Austria
75 Turkey
81 Germany
05 Luxembourg
10 Israel
90 Denmark
40 Yugoslavia
50 Finland
73 France
76 Spain
45 Netherland
55 Ireland
69 Norway
82 United Kingdom of Cheryl Baker
70’Portugal

 

[COB]

Yes!

Yes!!

 

[Tisch]

Right that spain entry was good but I'm MINUSING 12 Points for blatant bucks fizz copy. So it's a mere SEPT POINTS from me.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh I see Belgium went for their SHIT language this time

 

[octophone]

This one is fucking wild. Into it.

 

[Soldi]

New
12 Austria
75 Turkey
81 Germany
05 Luxembourg
10 Israel
90 Denmark
40 Yugoslavia
50 Finland
73 France
76 Spain
45 Netherland
55 Ireland
69 Norway
82 United Kingdom of Cheryl Baker
70’Portugal

Loving your taste

 

[Lucille]

“Best legs in the competition” FUCK OFF

HES NOT WRONG.

 

[Soldi]

Right that spain entry was good but I'm MINUSING 12 Points for blatant bucks fizz copy. So it's a mere SEPT POINTS from me.

Spain?

 

[Tisch]

CRIMPED HAIR RATE

12 Belgium

 

[AGinAg (37)]

1981 is a TREMENDOUS year.

 

[ButterTart]

Terry Wogan isn't often right, but I'll give him this one.

It's just a shame she looks like she gets her hair cut at Pets at Home.

 

[dmlaw]

"Best legs in the contest"

Okay I'm listening, you'd best not just be a drunken Irish lech who'd say that about anyone, though.

He may be terrible in many, many ways, but Terry can successfully identify above average legs.

 

[lolly]

CRIMPED HAIR RATE

12 Spain

Spain?

 

[Tisch]

Spain?

Am I confused? I'm old it takes me a long time to type on my phone

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Terry Wogan isn't often right, but I'll give him this one.

It's just a shame she looks like she gets her hair cut at Pets at Home.

 

[ButterTart]

He may be terrible in many, many ways, but Terry can successfully identify above average legs.

We're agreeing with Terry Wogan. Should we stop for a moment to consider the choices that led us to this point?

 

[lolly]

06 Austria
08 Turkey
06 Germany
04 Luxembourg
09 Israel
10 Denmark
05 Yugoslavia
00 Finland
07 France
08 Spain
05 Netherlands
07 Ireland
05 Norway
09 United Kingdom
10 Portugal
09 Belgium

 

[Dark Carnival]

This would have been Cleopatra by Azerbaijan in 2020

 

[Madison]

65 Autechre
32 Dinde
72 République démocratique allemande
21 Luxemburg
79 Isräel
75 Danmarke
50 Yougoslavie
04 Finlande
61 Frankreich
06 Spainlande
25 Pays des Basket
67 Irelande
69 Norvége
90 La Roum Anie
82 Point de Galle
80 BeIgique

 

[Tisch]

Spain?

No I never said that. You're crazy

 

[Soldi]

Am I confused? I'm old it takes me a long time to type on my phone

Spain were about an HOUR ago sweetheart

 

[COB]

Am I confused? I'm old it takes me a long time to type on my phone

Belgiam!