Eurovision Rewatch: 1981 Dublin (11:30 BST 18/04)

[octophone]

I don't want to be unladylike but I've just farted and that cider is clearly killing my insides.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Another 1981 survivor.

 

[Soldi]

Ooh a ROSE

 

[octophone]

#operationyewtree

 

[COB]

God, Jo Swinson would rather be ANYWHERE else!

 

[lolly]

Do they have to pay her more if she sings?

 

[ButterTart]

I don't want to be unladylike but I've just farted and that cider is clearly killing my insides.

You're going the right way about a medal placing in boob rate.

 

[octophone]

That time I saw a shirt that ill-fitting, it was a before-and-after picture from WeightWatchers.

 

[dmlaw]

We're agreeing with Terry Wogan. Should we stop for a moment to consider the choices that led us to this point?

To be honest, I think job one would be considering the life choices that led to us watching thirty nine year old Eurovisions at quarter to one in the morning.

 

[Tisch]

This would have been Cleopatra by Azerbaijan in 2020

Don't joke about that

 

[AGinAg (37)]

God, Jo Swinson would rather be ANYWHERE else!

deceased

 

[Dark Carnival]

Don't joke about that

Sorry

 

[Soldi]

To be honest, I think job one would be considering the life choices that led to us watching thirty nine year old Eurovisions at quarter to one in the morning.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Anyway it’s quarter to two for DC so don’t feel too bad

 

[Lucille]

Don't joke about that

 

[win_the_game]

#operationyewtree

I'd have let Greece have a fiddle had I been around in 1981.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Anyway it’s quarter to two for DC so don’t feel to bad

IKR!

 

[Madison]

65 Autechre
32 Dinde
72 République démocratique allemande
21 Luxemburg
79 Isräel
75 Danmarke
50 Yougoslavie
04 Finlande
61 Frankreich
06 Spainlande
25 Pays des Basket
67 Irelande
69 Norvége
90 La Roum Anie
82 Point de Galle
80 BeIgique
70 Graisse

 

[ButterTart]

You know I'm not in any way judgemental, but if you slowly scroll your eyes down this man's face it just keeps getting worse.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Greece didn't do it for me

 

[Dark Carnival]

70 Graisse

STOP !

 

[lolly]

06 Austria
08 Turkey
06 Germany
04 Luxembourg
09 Israel
10 Denmark
05 Yugoslavia
00 Finland
07 France
08 Spain
05 Netherlands
07 Ireland
05 Norway
09 United Kingdom
10 Portugal
09 Belgium
05 Greece

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ooh the first Cyprus entry

 

[Dark Carnival]

First EVER Cypriot entry!

 

[Soldi]

Ooh SEAFOOD

 

[Suomi]

12 Austria
75 Turkey
81 Germany
05 Luxembourg
10 Israel
90 Denmark
40 Yugoslavia
50 Finland
73 France
76 Spain
45 Netherland
55 Ireland
69 Norway
82 United Kingdom
70 Portugal
04 Grease (sp?)

 

[octophone]

Oh GOD. Is this a pisstake?

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG

 

[octophone]

I'm not joking, I am in TEARS laughing at this.

 

[Soldi]

is LADY DI one of those TWO

 

[ButterTart]

Oop, first ever Cypriot entry. To think their most recent entry, Tamta, was a callow youth of just 34 years old at this point.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I would fuck BOTH male singers!

 

[win_the_game]

I'm obsessed by the one with the LION'S MANE

 

[Soldi]

Oop, first ever Cypriot entry. To think their most recent entry, Tamta, was a callow youth of just 34 years old at this point.

Oh they really should have just REPLAYED this wonderful NONSENSE

 

[ButterTart]

STOP !

I know! I don't know enough about other languages to know if that was actually correct, but it really made me laugh.

 

[COB]

If the right hand man cropped his hair, he could be about TEN tedious cubs I'm friends of friends with on Facebook

 

[octophone]

Fuck me, that is absolutely fucking terrible but in such a way that I can't grudge it. (cf Vanilla)

 

[Dark Carnival]

I know! I don't know enough about other languages to know if that was actually correct, but it really made me laugh.

Grèce = Greece
Graisse = FAT

It's not funny when you explain it

 

[lolly]

06 Austria
08 Turkey
06 Germany
04 Luxembourg
09 Israel
10 Denmark
05 Yugoslavia
00 Finland
07 France
08 Spain
05 Netherlands
07 Ireland
05 Norway
09 United Kingdom
10 Portugal
05 Greece
10 Cyprus

 

[Dark Carnival]

CHYPRE DOUZE POINTS

 

[ButterTart]

That was quite grand.