Eurovision Rewatch: 1981 Dublin (11:30 BST 18/04)

[Suomi]

TIDBIT: France were so disgusted with the end result that they didn’t compete the next year, and cited the trash that won as a reason

 

[octophone]

"That's for the lady with the legs" - what, all the other performers had NONE?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Terry really like Switzerland didn't he?

 

[Soldi]

This is basically what Irish television looks like now. We're talking about a country where Brian Dowling is still a celebrity.

Wait WTF He’s SHIT

 

[ButterTart]

Without question! I was always more of a Vega girl

Cammy was legitimately my first crush, followed by Sindel from Mortal Kombat. That's why I'm still single, you just don't meet that many pixelated women.

 

[octophone]

Oh Yugoslavia caught having a wank.

 

[Dark Carnival]

TIDBIT: France were so disgusted with the end result that they didn’t compete the next year, and cited the trash that won as a reason

Totally understandable

 

[Suomi]

Why have a Turkey lost their sole point

 

[Lucille]

Turkeys 1 point has disappeared

 

[dmlaw]

"That's for the lady with the legs" - what, all the other performers had NONE?

What WOULD he have said if he'd lived to see Julia Samoylova?

 

[Lucille]

Yugoslavia’s phone DEAD.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

These votes are a sad cold mess

 

[win_the_game]

I DON'T HAVE IT.

 

[lolly]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I DON'T HAVE IT

 

[octophone]

Turkeys 1 point has disappeared

It's back.

 

[Tisch]

I can see why it won, but LORD i'm sick of it.

Did you dye your hair? I think you'd look good like Jessie j. (And bear in mind you are 20009x the lady Jessie j is but you know that already XXX)

 

[Tetris-Rock]

Turkeys 1 point has disappeared

Like Finland's single casualty of Coronavirus

 

[COB]

Fucking hell, no wonder they don't exist any more!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I DON'T HAVE IT

 

[Tisch]

Yugoslavia DEAD (due to civil war)

 

[Soldi]

Is she also doing the Moopy votes as we DONT HAVE THEM

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG

 

[dmlaw]

Cammy was legitimately my first crush, followed by Sindel from Mortal Kombat. That's why I'm still single, you just don't meet that many pixelated women.

Chun Li aghast.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I CAAAAN'T

 

[Tetris-Rock]

Did you dye your hair? I think you'd look good like Jessie j. (And bear in mind you are 20009x the lady Jessie j is but you know that already XXX)

You wee CUNT

 

[Tisch]

I don't have it with NO APOLOGY OR EXPLANATION or anything

 

[ButterTart]

Has she not used a telephone before? She could have done with that punishingly detailed guide to their form and function from the 1997 contest.

 

[win_the_game]

Is she also doing the Moopy votes as we DONT HAVE THEM

I've started counting them up

 

[lolly]

Why is Terry OBSESSED with the French song's scores?

Fat dead cunt

 

[COB]

Did you dye your hair? I think you'd look good like Jessie j. (And bear in mind you are 20009x the lady Jessie j is but you know that already XXX)

As Confucius once said, WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

 

[Soldi]

I hope she’s just MAKING THESE UP

 

[Tetris-Rock]

My only observation as things stand now: PORTUGAL ROBBED

 

[win_the_game]

12 - Denmark
10 - Portugal
08 - UK
07 - Israel
06 - Belgium
05 - Ireland
04 - Italy
03 - Netherlands
02 - Germany
01 - France

There's no Italy this year.

 

[Soldi]

My only observation as things stand now: PORTUGAL ROBBED

AS ALWAYS (apart from 2017)

 

[lolly]

TIDBIT: France were so disgusted with the end result that they didn’t compete the next year, and cited the trash that won as a reason

The show was 'A MONUMENT TO DRIVEL' apparently

 

[ButterTart]

Chun Li aghast.

I tend not to favour any woman whose thigh has a greater circumference than my torso.

 

[lolly]

The show was 'A MONUMENT TO DRIVEL' apparently

Oh, and YET ANOTHER forum description

 

[Dark Carnival]

Finnish woman seems THRILLED!

 

[Tisch]

You wee CUNT

It was a COMPLIMENT

I Meant that Jessie J looked good with the shaved bleached hair and therefore you'd look better. But I appreciate i put that across in a drunk convoluted way.